WEEK 5 PICKS/RESULTS

Mobley ($1,110.00): 1-2; Even
L $125 Texans (-3)
L $50 Packers (-2.5)
W $25 Parlay - Bears (+1), Falcons (-3), Jaguars (Pick)

Mansfield ($1,080.00):2-1; -$250
L $400 Packers (-2.5)
W $50 Bears (+1)
W $100 Falcons (-3)

Shade ($1,030.00): 1-2; -$250
L $200 Saints (-7)
W $25 Lions (-3)
L $75 Parlay - Packers-Redskins OVER, Bears-Panthers OVER, Titans-Cowboys OVER

Saunders ($935.00):1-3; -$65

L $20 Colts (-7)

L $20 Packers-Skins OVER

L $75 Saints (-7)

W $50 Falcons (-3)

B Furnas ($910.00): 2-3; -$100
W $50 Giants (+3)
L $50 Packers (-2.5)
L $50 Saints (-7)
W $50 Falcons (-3)
L $100 Parlay - Favre UNDER 230.5 passing, Peterson OVER 84.5 rushing,
Moss UNDER 4 receptions

Hall ($650.00): 2-2; Even
W $50 Redskins (+2.5)
L $50 Panthers (-1)
L $50 Saints (-7)
W $50 Colts (-7.5)

Carothers ($615.00): 1-3; -$100
L $50 Saints (-7)
W $50 Falcons (-3)
L $50 Chiefs (+7.5)
L $50 Chargers (-6)

J Furnas ($700.00): 1-1-1; Even
W $100 Jaguars (Pick)
L $100 Chargers (-6)
P $100 on Randy Moss over 4 receptions

Hill ($600.00) 1-2; -$50
W $200 Titans (+7)
L $150 Bills (Pick)
L $100 Packers (-2.5)

Graziano ($450.00): 1-1-1; +$50
W $100 Jaguars (Pick)
P $40 Moss OVER 4 rec.
L $50 Parlay - Ravens (-7), Chargers (-6), Vikings (+4)

Eller ($450.00): 2-3; Even
W $25 Jaguars (Pick)
L $25 Saints (-7)
L $25 Chargers (-6)
W $50 Jets (-4)
L $25 Parlay - Saints (-7), Chargers (-6), Jets (-4)

Strait - ($400.00): 2-1; +$85
W $25 Jaguars (PK)
L $10 Chargers (-6)
W $10 Parlay - Bears, Ravens, Falcons

Mills - ($400.00): 4-1; +$250
W $75 Colts (-7.5)
L $75 Chargers (-6)
W $75 Bengals-Bucs OVER
W $75 49ers-Eagles OVER
W $100 Favre OVER

Carney - ($400): 6-3; +$15
L $50 Parlay - Falcons (-3), Chargers (-6), Jets/Vikes (OVER 38)
L $50 Bears-Panthers OVER
W $15 Titans (+7)
W $25 Jaguars (Pick)
W $25 Chiefs-Colts UNDER
L $25 S. Holmes OVER
W $25 A. Peterson OVER
W $25 B. Favre OVER
W $25 Jets (-4)

Kessler - ($400.00): 1-2; -$110
L $100 Parlay - Packers, Titans, Falcons.
L $10 Texans (-3)
W $10 Bears (+1)

WEEK 5 LINES

Mr. Collingsworth is taking in the sights and smells of LeRay, VA this weekend, so this is your eventual champion, B. Hill, filling in. Pick gingerly.


SUNDAY, OCT 10
Jaguars @ Bills (Pick) o/u 41
Chiefs @ Colts (-7.5) o/u 45
Buccaneers @ Bengals (-6.5) o/u 38
Packers (-2.5) @ Redskins o/u 44
Rams @ Lions (-3) o/u 42.5
Bears @ Panthers (-1) o/u 33
Giants @ Texans (-3) o/u 47.5
Broncos @ Ravens (-7) o/u 38.5
Falcons (-3) @ Browns o/u 41.5
Saints (-7) @ Cardinals o/u 45
Titans @ Cowboys (-7) o/u 41.5
Chargers (-6) @ Raiders o/u 45
Eagles @ 49ers (-3.5) o/u 38

MONDAY, OCT 11
Vikings @ Jets (-4) o/u 38

PLAYER PROPS
B. Favre (MIN) o/u 230.5 passing yds
R. Moss (MIN) o/u 4 receptions
S. Holmes (NYJ) o/u 3.5 receptions
A. Peterson (MIN) o/u 84.5 rushing yds

WEEK 4 PICKS/RESULTS

Wow. LOT OF RED. Good last second decisions from Strait and Mills...way to work it through.

But a few BIG HITS...primarily from Mobley and Mansfield as they charge up the leaderboard.

Shade ($730): 1-2; -$100
L $100 Skins-Eagles OVER 42.5
W $25 W. Welker OVER 6.5 receptions
L $25 Parlay - Texans (-3), Seahawks (-1), Patriots (-1)

Strait ($665): 0-4; -$665
L $100 Falcons (-6.5)
L $100 Titans (-6.5)
L $100 Bengals (-3)
L $365 Brady OVER 21.5 completions

Mills ($600): 0-5; -$600
L $100 Bengals (-3)
L $100 Colts (-7)
L $100 Bears (+4)
L $100 Skins-Eagles OVER 42.5
L $200 R. Brown OVER

B Furnas ($535): 1-2; -$25
L $10 Saints (-13.5)
W $10 Redskins (+5.5)
L $25 Parlay - Brady OVER, Colts (-7), Henne OVER

Mansfield ($500): 1-2; +$180
W $200 Jets (-5.5)
L $10 Bengals (-3)
L $10 Bears (+4)

Saunders ($410): 3-1; +$125
W $100 Patriots (-1)
W $20 Texans (-3)
W $20 Lions (+14.5)
L $15 Parlay - Jags-Colts UNDER, 49ers (+6.5), Dolphins (+1)

Mobley ($385): 2-1; +$325
W $300 Texans (-3)
W $50 Jets (-5.5)
L $25 Bengals (-3)

Carothers ($275): 1-2; -$60
L $50 Seahawks (-1)
L $40 Colts (-7)
W $30 Lions-Packers OVER 45

Hall ($250): 1-2; EVEN
W $100 Patriots (-1)
L $50 Henne UNDER
L $50 Brady OVER

Hill ($225): 2-2; -$25
L $100 Steelers (-1)
W $50 Chargers (-8)
W $50 Browns (+3)
L $25 Parlay - Steelers, Chargers, Browns

J Furnas ($200): 2-1; +$100
W $50 Texans (-3)
W $100 Patriots (-1)
L $50 Colts (-7)

Graziano ($125): 1-2; -$75
L $25 Saints (-13)
W $25 Jaguars (+7)
L $75 Parlay - Eagles, Falcons, Texans

Eller ($100): 1-3; -$50
L $25 Saints (-13.5)
L $25 Packers (-14.5)
W $25 Texans (-3)
L $25 Parlay - Saints, Packers, Texans

WEEK 4 LINES

Week 4 lines...here you go:

SUNDAY, OCT 3
49ers @ Falcons (-6.5) o/u 43
Broncos @ Titans (-6.5) o/u 43
Seahawks (-1) @ Rams o/u 40.5
Ravens @ Steelers (-1.5) o/u 34.5
Panthers @ Saints (-13.5) o/u 44
Lions @ Packers (-14.5) o/u 45
Bengals (-3) @ Browns o/u 37.5
Jets (-5.5) @ Bills o/u 37
Colts (-7) @ Jaguars o/u 46
Texans (-3) @ Raiders o/u 43
Redskins @ Eagles (-5.5) o/u 42.5
Cardinals @ Chargers (-8) o/u 45.5
Bears @ Giants (-4) o/u 44

MONDAY, OCT 4
Patriots (-1) @ Dolphins o/u 46.5

PLAYER PROPS
B. Marshall (MIA) o/u 85.5 rec yds
T. Brady (NE) o/u 21.5 completions
W. Welker (NE) o/u 6.5 receptions
R. Brown (MIA) o/u 65.5 rushing yds
C. Henne (MIA) o/u 220.5 pass yds

WEEK 3 PICKS/RESULTS

Jet lag is finally over, here are the week 3 results.

Because I was so late getting the lines up, I gave the slackers a break, deducting only $50 for Halling. Don't get used to it. I also softened up when I saw the twinkle in Eller's eye this weekend - and I gave him a generous wedding discount penalty.

For complaints, please contact Eller. On his honeymoon. Cabo, Mexico. Extension 205.

Some hit it big this week...others fell hard. Next week we will have two competitors unable to make bets due to over-aggressiveness in the first 3 weeks.

Let's keep it sweaty.

Strait ($765): 2-1; -$100
L $300 Ravens (-10.5)
W $100 Steelers (-1.5)
W $100 Bengals (-3)

Mills ($500): 3-1; +$100
L $50 Redskins (-3.5)
W $50 Colts (-5.5)
W $50 Jets-Dolphins OVER total pts
W $50 Bengals (-3)

Mansfield ($450): 2-1; +$50
L $25 Redskins (-3.5)
W $25 Bengals (-3)
W $50 Steelers (-1.5)

B Furnas ($425): 4-2; +$110
L $10 Redskins (-3.5)
W $10 Falcons (+4)
W $10 Cowboys (+2.5)
L $10 49ers (-3)
W $10 Colts (-5.5)
W $100 Bears (+3)

Saunders ($415): 2-3; -$5
L $20 Ravens (-10.5)
W $30 Colts (-5.5)
W $50 Steelers (-1.5)
L $50 Packers (-3)
L $15 Parlay - Titans, Jets, Ravens

Shade ($400): 2-1; +$330
W $200 Bengals (-3)
L $10 Redskins (-3.5)
W $20 Parlay - Browns-Ravens OVER, 49ers-Chiefs OVER, Jets-Dolphins OVER +$140

Mobley ($385): 2-1; EVEN
L $75 Redskins (-3.5)
W $55 Vikings (-11)
W $20 Titans (+3)

Carothers ($360): 1-2; -$85
L $70 Redskins (-3.5)
L $35 Packers (-3)
W $20 Jets (+1)

Hall ($300): -$50

Hill ($225): 2-4; EVEN
W $50 Bills (+14.5)
W $50 Titans (+3)
L $25 Dolphins (-1)
L $25 Ravens (-10.5)
L $25 Redskins (-3.5)
L $25 Jags (+3)

J Furnas ($200): 1-2; EVEN
L $50 Giants (-3)
L $50 Pats (-14.5)
W $100 Colts (-5.5)

Graziano ($175): -$50

Eller ($125): -$25

Carney ($100): 0-1; -$100
L Parlay - Skins, Bengals, Jets-Dolphins OVER

Kessler ($0): n/a

WEEK 3 LINES

Sorry these are so late. I'm at the Golden Coast right now for the Unified Fund's very own Michael Eller's wedding. We will all be interested to see if this huge mistake in life strategy somehow helps his Unified Picks - as he is off to the worst start in the history of the league - winless in 9 bets.

Nothing comes close to the Golden Coast - I'll tell you that right now. There seem to be a shortage of girls that are both freaks and drive jeeps though, which is disappointing.

Here are your week 3 lines - I'm not sure if I'll have the opportunity to post Player Props this week.

SUNDAY, SEPT 26
Browns @ Ravens (-10.5) o/u 37 total pts
Steelers (-1.5) @ Bucs o/u 33.5 total pts
Titans @ Giants (-3) o/u 42.5 total pts
Falcons @ Saints (-4) o/u 49 total pts
Bills @ Pats (-14.5) o/u 42.5 total pts
Lions @ Vikings (-11) o/u 42.5 total pts
49ers (-3) @ Chiefs o/u 37 total pts
Cowboys @ Texans (-2.5) o/u 47 total pts
Bengals (-3) @ Panthers o/u 37.5 total pts
Eagles (-2.5) @ Jaguars o/u 44.5 total pts
Redskins (-3.5) @ Rams o/u 38.5 total pts
Raiders @ Cardinals (-4.5) o/u 39.5 total pts
Colts (-5.5) @ Broncos o/u 48 total pts
Chargers (-5.5) @ Seahawks o/u 44 total pts
Jets @ Dolphins (-1) o/u 35.5 total pts

MONDAY, SEPT 27
Packers (-3) @ Bears o/u 46 total pts

WEEK 2 PICKS/RESULTS

Why did I look forward to football season all year just to feel this crappy. Damn you, Andre Johnson.

LOT OF RED on the board this week. Looked like a difficult week of lines, and proving to be a difficult week of lines.

Strait ($730): 2-1; +$35
W $25 Jets (+2.5)
W $25 B. Marshall UNDER 6.5 receptions
L $15 Parlay - Dolphins (+5.5), Packers (-13), Eagles (-6)

Shade ($560): 0-3; -$160
L $10 Patriots (-2.5)
L $120 J. Finley OVER 4.5 receptions
L $30 Parlay - Raiders (-3.5), Colts (-5), 49ers (+5.5)

Mansfield ($500): 1-2-1; -$50
L $50 Patriots (-2.5)
W $50 Chiefs (+1)
P $10 Texans (-3)
L $50 Saints (-5.5)

Carothers ($460): 1-3; -$100
L $70 Ravens (-1)
W $60 Chiefs (+1)
L $50 Patriots (-2.5)
L $40 Saints (-5.5)

Saunders ($425): 1-2-1; -$10
W $25 Chiefs (+1)
L $15 Ravens-Bengals OVER 40
P $30 Texans (-3)
$50 Saints (-5.5)
L $20 Parlay - A. Foster UNDER 85.5 rush yds, Chiefs-Browns UNDER total pts, D. Williams OVER rush yds

Mills ($400): 3-2-1; +$100
W $50 Bears (+7.5)
P $50 Redskins (+3)
L $50 J. Finley OVER 4.5 receptions
L $50 Vikings-Dolphins OVER 39.5 total pts
W $100 Colts (-5)
W $50 Saints-Niners OVER total pts

Hall ($400): 0-0; -$100

Mobley ($400): 1-3; -$15
W $100 Colts (-5)
L $75 Vikings (-5.5)
L $25 D. Williams OVER 80.5 rush yds
L $15 Parlay - Patriots (-2.5), Packers (-13), A. Foster OVER 85.5 rush yds

Hill ($350): 1-4; -$125
L $50 Browns (-1)
L $50 Eagles (-6)
W $50 Bears (+7.5)
L $50 Cardinals (+6.5)
L $25 Parlay - Browns (-1), Cardinals (+6.5), Bears (+7.5)

B Furnas ($350): 2-1-1; +$75
W $50 Falcons (-6.5)
P $50 Texans (-3)
W $50 Chiefs (+1)
L $25 Parlay - Flacco OVER 235.5 pass yds, D. Williams OVER 80.5 rush yds, Seahawks-Broncos UNDER 40

Graziano ($325): 0-3; -$150
L $50 Cowboys (-7.5)
L $50 Eagles (-6)
L $50 Saints (-5.5)

J Furnas ($300): 1-2; -$100
L $100 Patriots-Jets UNDER 38 pts
W $100 Colts-Giants OVER 48 pts
L $100 Patriots (-2.5)

Eller ($295): 0-4; -$170
L $30 Patriots (-2.5)
L $30 Ravens (-1)
L $30 Cowboys (-7.5)
L $50 Parlay - Patriots (-2.5), Ravens (-1), Cowboys (-7.5)

Carney ($225): 1-3; -$125
L $100 Saints (-5.5)
W $50 T. Brady OVER 1.5 TD passes
L $50 J. Finley OVER 4.5 receptions
L $25 Parlay - Panthers (-3.5), Patriots (-2.5), Saints (-5.5)

Kessler ($60): 0-3; -$60
L $40 Parlay - Patriots (-2.5), Vikings (-5.5), Titans (-5.5)
L $10 Browns (-1)
L $10 Jaguars (+7)