WEEK 9 PICKS/RESULTS

Mills goes 5-0...
Mobley ($1,960): 0-3; -$325
L $200 Pats (-4)
L $75 Dolphins (+5)
L $50 Parlay - Wallace OVER, Bears (-3), Texans (+3)
Hall ($1,550):

Carney ($1,485): 5-3; +$150
L $100 Patriots (-4)
L $100 Jets (-4)
W $50 Chargers-Texans OVER 50
L $50 Dolphins (+5)
W $50 Colts (+3)
W $50 Panthers-Saints UNDER 41
W $100 Chiefs-Raiders OVER 40.5
W $50 Parlay - Bears-Bills OVER, Dolphins-Ravens UNDER, Bills (+3) +$150

Shade ($1,400): 1-3; -$400
L $400 Patriots (-4)
L $50 Vikings (-8)
L $50 Parlay - Vikings (-8), Patriots (-4), Saints (-6.5)
W $100 Wallace OVER 2.5 receptions

Saunders ($1,370): 2-3; +$25
W $200 Colts (+3)
L $100 Jets (-4)
L $100 Patriots (-4)
L $50 Parlay - Chiefs (+2), Eagles (-3), Saints (-6.5)
W $75 Kitna OVER

J Furnas ($1,200): 2-2; +$350
W $400 Colts (+3)
W $100 Chargers (-3)
L $100 Patriots (-4)
L $50 Parlay - Raiders (-2), Cowboys (+8), Steelers (-5)

Eller ($1,150): 1-3; -$200 
L $150 Patriots (-4)
L $50 Jets (-4)
W $25 Steelers (-5)
L $25 Parlay - Pats, Jets, Steelers

B Furnas ($1,120): 2-0-1; +$20
P $800 Bears (-3)
W $10 Colts (+3)
W $10 Saints (-6.5)

Mills ($1,100): 5-0; +$500
W $100 Cards-Vikes OVER
W $100 Saints (-6.5)
W $100 Colts (+3)
W $100 Kitna OVER
W $100 Wallace OVER

Mansfield ($1,030): 1-1; +$200
L $200 Patriots (-4)
W $200 Colts (+3)
W $200 Saints (-6.5)

Graziano ($690): 3-2; +$175
L $100 Pats (-4)
W $100 Saints (-6.5)
W $100 Colts (+3)
L $100 Chiefs (+2)
W $25 Parlay - Kitna OVER, Lions, Ravens +$175

Carothers ($590): 2-1; -$260
L $400 Patriots (-4)
W $100 M. Wallace OVER 2.5 receptions
W $40 Giants (-7)

Hill ($420): 1-2-1; -$100
L $100 Seahawks (+7)
W $100 Colts (+3)
P $100 Bills (+3)
L $100 Parlay - Colts (+3), Dolphins (+5), Chargers (-3)

Strait ($400): 2-1; +$50
L $100 Parlay - Colts (+3), Vikings (-8), Jets (-4)
W $100 M. Wallace OVER 2.5 receptions
W $50 G. Jennings OVER 72.5 rec yds

Kessler ($400): 1-2; -$80
L $100 Parlay - Jets, Chiefs, Colts-Eagles OVER
W $10 Saints (-6.5)
W $10 Steelers (-5)

WEEK 9 LINES

SUNDAY, NOV 7
Bucs @ Falcons (-8.5); o/u 44.5
Cardinals @ Vikings (-8); o/u 40
Chargers (-3) @ Texans; o/u 50
Jets (-4) @ Lions; o/u 41
Patriots (-4) @ Browns; o/u 43.5
Saints (-6.5) @ Panthers; o/u 41
Dolphins @ Ravens (-5); o/u 40.5
Bears (-3) @ Bills; o/u 40.5
Giants (-7) @ Seahawks; o/u 41
Chiefs @ Raiders (-2); o/u 40.5
Colts @ Eagles (-3); o/u 46.5
Cowboys @ Packers (-8); o/u 45.5

MONDAY, NOV 8
Steelers (-5) @ Bengals; o/u 41

PLAYER PROPS
J. Kitna (DAL) o/u 2.5 TDs+INTs
G. Jennings (GB) o/u 72.5 rec yds
M. Wallace (PIT) o/u 2.5 receptions
C. Palmer (CIN) o/u 21.5 completions
C. Ochocinco (CIN) o/u 55.5 rec yds

WEEK 8 PICKS/RESULTS

Not a good day to be a Redskin fan. But Dallas is 1-6. That helps.

Mobley ($1,360): 2-1; +$100
W $100 Patriots (-5.5)
L $100 Seahawks (+2.5)
W $100 Dolphins (+1.5)

Hall ($1,250): 1-2; -$100
W $100 Colts (-6)
L $100 A. Foster UNDER
L $100 A. Johnson UNDER

Shade ($990): 1-2; +$10
W $200 Packers (+6)
L $100 Redskins (+3)
L $90 Parlay - Bengals (-1.5), 49ers (-1.5), Saints (-1)

Saunders ($945): 3-3; +$25
W $100 Dolphins (+1)
L $100 Broncos (+1.5)
W $50 Bills (+7.5)
L $50 Skins (+3)
W $50 Bucs (+3)
L $25 Parlay - Bengals, Broncos, Seahawks

J Furnas ($800): 2-2; EVEN
W $100 Bucs (+3)
L $100 Skins (+3)
W $100 Colts (-6)
L $100 Parlay - Dolphins (+1.5), Panthers (+3), Broncos (+1.5)

Mansfield ($780): 1-2; -$100
W $100 Rams (-3)
L $100 Skins (+3)
L $100 Cardinals (-3)
L $50 Colts, Foster UNDER, Johnson OVER

Eller ($750): 4-4; EVEN
W $50 Patriots (-5.5)
W $50 Jags (+6.5)
L $25 Skins (+3)
L $50 Titans (+3.5)
L $50 Chiefs (-7.5)
W $25 Pats-Vikings OVER 43.5
L $25 Parlay - Pats, Chiefs, Titans
W $25 Eller OVER .333 winning %

B Furnas ($710): 2-1; +$10
L $10 Bengals (-1.5)
W $10 Rams (-3)
W $10 49ers (-1.5)

Mills ($650): 2-3; +$50
L $100 Roethlisberger OVER 18.5 completions
L $100 Bengals-Fins OVER
W $100 Bills-Chiefs UNDER
L $100 Vikings (+5.5)
W $250 A. Johnson OVER

Carothers ($590): 1-2; -$400
L $400 Skins (+3)
W $20 Pats (-5.5)
L $20 Steelers (+1)

Carney ($550): 5-3; +$535
L $50 Jets (-6)
W $100 Bills (+7.5)
L $50 Skins (+3)
W $100 Jags (+6.5)
W $50 Rams (-3)
W $50 Colts (-6)
L $15 Roethlisberger OVER 18.5 completions
W $50 Parlay - Dolphins (+1.5), Texans-Colts UNDER 49.5, Rams (-3) +$350

Graziano ($315): 3-3; -$25
L $25 Redskins (+3)
W $25 Jaguars (+6.5)
W $25 Saints (-1)
W $50 Patriots (-5.5)
L $50 Seahawks (+2.5)
L $50 Parlay - Chiefs (-7.5), Chargers (-3.5), Rams (-3)

Hill ($220): 1-2; -$200
L $200 Broncos (+1.5)
W $10 Dolphins (+1.5)
L $10 Parlay - Broncos (+1.5), Dolphins (+1.5), Chargers (-3.5)

Strait ($200): 0-3; -$200
L $50 Bengals (-1.5)
L $50 Steelers (+1)
L $100 Bengals (-1.5), Skins (+3), Chiefs (-7.5)

Kessler ($20): 0-2; -$20
L $10 Saints-Steelers score within first 6.5 minutes
L $10 Parlay - Panthers (+3), Raiders (-2.5), Bills (+7.5)

WEEK 8 PICKS

Can't believe we're almost halfway through the season. Time flies.

SUNDAY, OCT 31
Dolphins @ Bengals (-1.5); o/u 44
Panthers @ Rams (-3); o/u 37.5
Broncos @ 49ers (-1.5); o/u 42
Packers @ Jets (-6); o/u 43
Bills @ Chiefs (-7.5); o/u 46.5
Redskins @ Lions (-3); o/u 44.5
Jaguars @ Cowboys (-6.5); o/u 43
Titans @ Chargers (-3.5); o/u 44.5
Bucs @ Cardinals (-3); o/u 39
Seahawks @ Raiders (-2.5); o/u 42.5
Vikings @ Patriots (-5.5); o/u 43.5
Steelers @ Saints (-1); o/u 44.5

MONDAY, NOV 1
Texans @ Colts (-6); o/u 49.5

PLAYER PROPS
D. Brees (NO) o/u 270.5 pass yds
B. Roethlisberger (PIT) o/u 18.5 completions
Saints-Steelers - will either team score within first 6.5 minutes? yes/no
A. Johnson (HOU) o/u 5.5 receptions
A. Foster (HOU) o/u 99.5 rush yds

WEEK 7 PICKS

Latest I've ever been posting results. This marks a low point in my life.

Mobley ($1,285): 1-2; +$75
W $200 Chiefs (-1)
L $100 49ers (-3)
L $25 Parlay - Pats (-2.5), Bears (-3), Vikings (-2.5)

Shade ($1,220): 1-2; -$230
L $200 Steelers (-3)
W $10 Redskins (+3)
L $40 Parlay - A. Rodgers OVER 1.5 TD passes, 49ers (-3), Packers (-2.5)

Mansfield ($1,080): 1-2; -$300
L $200 Saints (-13)
L $200 Ravens (-13)
W $100 Chiefs (-1)

Hall ($950): 3-0; +$300
W $100 Giants (+3)
W $100 Romo UNDER
W $100 Bradshaw OVER

Saunders ($865): 1-3; +$80
W $150 Chiefs (-1)
L $25 Cardinals (+5.5)
L $25 Vikings (+2.5)
L $20 Parlay - Skins, Bills, Jags

J Furnas ($700): 2-1; +$100
W $100 Panthers (+3)
W $100 Falcons (-3.5)
L $100 Pats-Chargers OVER

Strait ($695): 1-3; -$495
L $100 Saints (-13)
L $100 Steelers (-3)
W $100 Chiefs (-1)
L $395 Cowboys (-3)

Mills ($650): 3-3; EVEN
L $75 Bengals (+3.5)
W $75 49ers-Panthers OVER
L $75 Skins-Bears OVER
L $75 Favre OVER
W $75 Patriots (-2.5)
W $75 Bradshaw OVER

B Furnas ($610): 3-2; +$100
W $100 Chiefs (-1)
W $100 Panthers (+3)
L $100 Bears (-3)
L $100 Parlay - Vikings (+2.5), Favre OVER 234.5, Broncos (-8)
W $100 Giants (+3)

Carney ($600): 3-5; -$50
W $25 Bengals-Falcons OVER 42.5
L $25 Rams-Bucs OVER 38
L $50 Steelers (-3)
W $50 Chiefs (-1)
L $25 Bill-Ravens UNDER 40
L $25 Redskins-Bears OVER 40.5
W $25 Patriots (+2.5)
L $25 Parlay - Skins-Bears OVER, Patriots (+2.5), Giants (+3)

Carothers ($455): 2-1; +$135
W $120 Redskins (+3)
W $75 Patriots (-2.5)
L $60 Broncos (-8)

Eller ($425): 2-2; +$325
W $350 Chiefs (-1)
L $25 Steelers (-3)
W $25 Redskins (+3)
L $25 Parlay - Chiefs, Steelers, Redskins

Graziano ($315): 1-2; EVEN
W $100 Patriots (+2.5)
L $50 Steelers (-3)
L $50 Parlay - Chiefs (-1), Saints (-13), 49ers (-3)

Kessler ($190): 1-2; -$170
L $10 Steelers (-3)
W $10 Redskins (+3)
L $170 Parlay - Chiefs, Bucs, Falcons

Hill ($150): 1-3; +$70
W $100 Chiefs (-1)
L $10 Bengals (+3.5)
L $10 Chargers (-2.5)
L $20 Parlay - Chiefs, Bengals, Chargers

WEEK 7 LINES

SUNDAY, OCT 24
Bengals @ Falcons (-3.5); o/u 42.5
Eagles @ Titans (-3); o/u 42.5
Rams @ Bucs (-3); o/u 38
Browns @ Saints (-13); o/u 43
Steelers (-3) @ Dolphins; o/u 41
Jaguars @ Chiefs (-1); o/u 38
Bills @ Ravens (-13); o/u 40
49ers (-3) @ Panthers; o/u 35.5
Redskins @ Bears (-3); o/u 40.5
Cardinals @ Seahawks (-5.5); o/u 40
Raiders @ Broncos (-8); o/u 41
Patriots @ Chargers (-2.5); o/u 47.5
Vikings @ Packers (-2.5); o/u 43.5

MONDAY, OCT 25
Giants @ Cowboys (-3); o/u 44.5

PLAYER PROPS
B. Favre (MIN) o/u 234.5 pass yds
A. Peterson (MIN) o/u 2.5 receptions
A. Rodgers (GB) o/u 1.5 TD passes
T. Romo (DAL) o/u 22.5 completions
A. Bradshaw (NYG) o/u 78.5 rush yds

WEEK 6 PICKS/RESULTS

Alright everyone. It's already week 6, time for a Season Recap, sponsored by Merita Bread. What have we learned?

1. WE AREN'T ANY BETTER.
At this point, everyone has been given a total of $800...only 4 members of the Unified Fund have actually made any fake money. We've only got 1 member whose record over .500 (Mills). Rolling up a stake and heading to Vegas to do this full-time still seems to be a less-than-stellar life decision, which is disappointing.

2. WORST TO FIRST?
Mobley, who finished DEAD LAST in last year's Unified Fund, has a comfortable lead through 5 weeks. He has noticeably deviated away from picking his Cowboys this year, which may be the key to his success. Can he continue to hold off placing bets on the NFC East's last place team? Doesn't look like it, as he's out with a Cowboys bet this week.

3. NEAR MISSES FROM PAST CHAMPIONS
Last year's champion, the self-proclaimed "Real Furnas" missed out on a huge parlay last week when Favre threw a pick-six instead of just a pick, which would have ended the game. $700 he missed out on there. That's a landow roof and power steering. Then, the inaugural champion Mansfield was a Mason Crosby hit upright away from a big payday last week as well.

4. THE FIGHT FOR MOST TERRIBLE
Meanwhile, Eller and Graziano are pitted in an epic struggle for Worst Record in Unified Fund history. Eller has started off a Kobe-esque 3-14, while Graziano is just 2-9. However, I think it needs to be noted that Eller has mounted all 3 of his wins this year AFTER he started having sexual intercourse. Graziano might want to learn from this trend and go get him some strange. Just saying.

Here are this week's selections...some aggressiveness being displayed.

Mobley ($1,110): 1-1-1; +$175
P $100 Colts (-3)
L $25 Cowboys (+1.5)
W $200 Cowboys-Vikings OVER 44

Saunders ($870): 1-2-1; -$5
W $40 Steelers (-13.5)
L $30 Falcons (+2.5)
P $30 Colts (-3)
L $15 Parlay - Vikings (-1.5), Broncos (+3.5), Saints (-4)

Mansfield ($830): 1-1-1; +$250
W $300 Steelers (-13.5)
P $50 Colts (-3)
L $50 Chargers (-8)

B Furnas ($810): 0-2-1; -$200
L $100 Bears (-6)
L $100 Falcons (+2.5)
P $200 Colts (-3)

Shade ($780): 2-1; +$440
W $500 Saints (-4)
W $10 M. Lewis OVER 35.5 rec yds
L $70 Parlay - Packers (-3), Saints (-4), Patriots (-2.5)

J Furnas ($700): 1-1-1; EVEN
W $50 Seahawks (+6)
P $200 Colts (-3)
L $50 Ravens (+2.5)

Mills ($650): 3-3; EVEN
W $75 Vikings (-1.5)
W $75 Colts-Skins OVER
L $75 Ravens (+2.5)
L $75 Texans (-4.5)
W $75 Eagles-Falcons OVER
L $75 V. Young OVER

Hall ($650): 2-2; +$300
W $50 Titans (-3)
L $50 V. Young OVER
L $50 C. Johnson OVER
W $50 Parlay - Titans (-3), M. Lewis OVER, MJD UNDER +$350

Hill ($550): 0-3-1; -$400
L $150 Chargers (-8)
L $150 Broncos (+3.5)
L $100 Raiders (+7)
P $100 Colts (-3)

Carothers ($515): 1-2; -$60
L $50 Falcons (+2.5)
L $40 Saints-Bucs OVER 44
W $30 Vikings (-1.5)

Graziano ($500): 0-3; -$185
L $85 Bears (-6)
L $50 Cowboys (+1.5)
L $50 Parlay - Packers (-3), Colts (-3), Jags (+3)

Strait ($485): 2-2; +$285
L $100 Texans (-4.5)
W $50 Jets (-3.5)
L $25 Parlay - Saints (-4), Bears (-6), Rams (+8)
W $310 Titans (-3)

Eller ($450): 2-3; EVEN
L $25 Chargers (-8)
W $25 Titans (-3)
W $50 Jets (-3.5)
L $25 Browns (+13.5)
L $25 Parlay - Chargers (-8), Titans (-3), Jets (-3.5)

Carney ($415): 4-0-1; +$185
W $50 Saints (-4)
W $50 Jets (-3.5)
P $50 Colts (-3)
W $25 Pats-Ravens UNDER 45
W $20 Parlay - Saints, Jets, Colts +$60

Kessler ($290): 1-2; -$100
L $100 Parlay - Pats-Ravens UNDER 45, Steelers (-13.5), Broncos (+3.5)
W $10 Titans (-3)
L $10 Falcons (+2.5)