WEEK 12 PICKS/RESULTS

Up and down week...

Carney ($3,670): 3-5; EVEN 
W $500 Patriots (-7)
W $200 Vikings (+1)
L $200 Steelers (-7)
L $200 Colts (-3)
L $200 Titans/Texans OVER 45.5
L $100 Parlay - Eagles (-3.5), Colts (-3), Steelers (-7)
W $200 49ers (-1)
L $200 49ers-Cardinals OVER 40

Eller ($2,500): 1-4; +$100
W $500 Patriots (-7)
L $100 Saints (-3.5)
L $100 Steelers (-7)
L $100 Eagles (-3.5)
L $100 Parlay - Patriots (-7), Steelers (-7), Eagles (-3.5)

Mobley ($1,860): 2-1; +$575
W $500 Cowboys-Saints OVER
L $100 Broncos (-3.5)
W $25 Parlay - Falcons (-1.5), Chiefs (-2.5), 49ers (-1) +$175

Hall ($2,150): 2-2; EVEN 
W $200 T. Smith UNDER
L $200 Cardinals (+1)
W $200 Cardinals-49ers UNDER 40
L $200 Fitgerald OVER

J Furnas ($2,000): 0-3; -$400
L $100 Redskins (-1)
L $200 Steelers (-7)
L $100 Packers (+1.5)

Saunders: 2-1; +$100 
W $50 Panthers (+10)
W $100 Texans (-6.5)
L $50 Parlay - Steelers, Giants, Broncos

Mills ($1,700): 3-5; -$500 
W $200 Patriots (-7)
L $200 Saints (-3.5)
L $200 Jets-Bengals OVER
L $300 Skins-Vikings OVER
L $200 Colts (-3)
L $200 Packers (+1.5)
W $300 Eagles-Bears OVER
W $100 Colts-Chargers OVER

Shade ($1,550): 2-2; -$50
L $150 Parlay - Patriots (-7), Saints (-3.5), Bengals (+9)
W $100 Texans (-6.5)
L $100 Packers (+1.5)
W $100 Chiefs (-2.5)

Graziano ($1,340): 2-1; +$200 
W $300 Patriots (-7)
W $100 Jets (-9)
L $200 Parlay - Patriots, Saints, Jets

Carothers ($1,040): 1-2; -$1,000 
L $1,000 Steelers (-7)
L $10 Eagles (-3.5)
W $10 Chiefs (-2.5)

Hill ($830): 3-3; -$250
W $100 Patriots (-7)
W $50 Cowboys (+3.5)
L $400 Giants (-7)
W $200 Bills (+7)
L $100 Browns (-10)
L $100 Parlay - Giants, Bills, Chargers (+3)

Mansfield ($800): 1-2; +$25
W $400 Vikings (+1)
L $350 Eagles (-3.5)
L $25 Parlay - Eagles, Vikings, Titans (+6.5)

Strait ($680): 1-2; +$520 
W $600 Patriots (-7)
L $30 Steelers (-7)
L $50 Parlay - Chiefs (-2.5), Eagles (-3.5), Broncos (-3.5)

B Furnas ($90): 2-1; +$30
W $30 Wells UNDER
W $30 49ers (-1)
L $30 Fitzgerald OVER

Kessler ($20): 0-1; -$20
L $20 Parlay - Colts (-3), Vikings (+1), Steelers (-7)

WEEK 12 LINES

Thursday, November 25th
Patriots @ Lions (+7); o/u 51
Saints @ Cowboys (+3.5); o/u 50.5
Bengals @ Jets (-9); o/u 43.5

Sunday, November 28th
Vikings @ Redskins (-1); o/u 43
Steelers (-7) @ Bills; o/u 43.5
Titans @ Texans (-6.5); o/u 45.5
Jaguars @ Giants (-7); o/u 44.5
Panthers @ Browns (-10); o/u 37.5
Packers @ Falcons (-1.5); o/u 47.5
Chiefs (-2.5) @ Seahawks; o/u 44.5
Bucs @ Ravens (-7.5); o/u 41
Eagles (-3.5) @ Bears; o/u 42.5
Rams @ Broncos (-3.5); o/u 44.5
Chargers @ Colts (-3); o/u 51.5

Monday, November 29th
49ers (-1) @ Cardinals; o/u 40

PLAYER PROPS
49ers-Cardinals: Who will score first?
T. Smith (SF) o/u 215.5 passing yds
M. Crabtree (SF) o/u 3.5 receptions
B. Wells (ARI) o/u 3.5 rush yds on FIRST ATTEMPT
L. Fitgerald (ARI) o/u 85.5 rec yds

WEEK 11 PICKS/RESULTS

APPARENTLY, this betting thing is EASY. What a week...all kinds of Unified Funders with HUGE weeks. By far, the most money made in Unified Fund history for one week.

Carney stays RED HOT...and so does Hall, who actually decided not to wait until 10 minutes prior to Monday night kickoff before making his picks...he might want to consider doing this more often.

But most shocking is the rise of Eller - who continues to light up the leaderboard after starting the year betting like a blind Chinese man (trust me - I'm not trying to be racist, but they cannot bet).
J Furnas ($2,450): 2-4; -$450
L $100 Panthers (+10.5)
W $100 Jags (-1.5)
W $100 Colts-Pats OVER 50
L $100 Giants (+3)
L $50 Parlay - Packers-Vikes OVER, Panthers Ravens Under, Giants Eagles OVER
L $400 Chargers-Broncos OVER 50

Carney ($2,335): 5-1; +$1,335
W $200 Bears (+1.5)
W $200 Packers (-3)
W $200 Falcons (-3)
W $200 Eagles (-3)
W $100 Parlay - Packers, Eagles, Falcons
L $165 Rivers OVER

Mills ($1,800): 2-3; -$100
W $100 Redskins (+7)
L $100 Vikings (+3)
L $100 Bengals (-5.5)
W $100 Colts (+4)
L $100 Broncos

Shade ($1,500): 2-1; +$50 
W $50 Ravens (-10.5)
W $50 H. Nicks OVER 5.5 receptions
L $50 Parlay - Ravens (-10.5), Patriots (-4), Falcons (-3)

Eller ($1,500): 4-0; +$1,000
W $100 Packers (-3)
W $100 Falcons (-3)
W $100 Eagles (-3)
W $100 Parlay - Eagles, Falcons, Packers

Hall ($1,350): 4-0; +$800 
W $200 Redskins (+7)
W $200 Saints (-11.5)
W $200 Colts (+4)
W $200 Colts-Pats OVER 50

Mansfield ($1,330): 3-1; -$530 
W $200 Falcons (-3)
W $100 Ravens (-10.5)
W $100 Bucs (+3.5)
L $930 Rivers OVER

Mobley ($1,160): 2-1; +$700
W $500 Jaguars (-1.5)
W $300 Eagles (-3)
L $100 Parlay - Falcons (-3), Bengals, Cowboys-Lions OVER

Saunders ($1,110): 4-2; +$350
W $200 Bucs (+3.5)
W $150 Ravens (-10.5)
L $100 Browns (+1.5)
W $100 Falcons (-3)
W $50 Saints (-11.5)
L $50 Parlay - Packers, Texans, Pats

Graziano ($1,040): 4-1; +$300
W $100 Packers (-3)
W $100 Ravens (-10.5)
W $100 Eagles (-3)
L $50 Bengals (-5.5)
W $50 Saints (-11.5)

Hill ($580): 2-2; +$250
W $300 Bills (+5.5)
L $25 Raiders (+7)
W $25 Vick UNDER
L $50 Parlay - Colts (+4), Seahawks (+11.5), Orton OVER

Carothers ($540): 3-0; +$500
W $480 Ravens (-10.5)
W $10 Packers (-3)
W $10 Falcons (-3)

Kessler ($120): 1-2; -$100
L $100 Parlay - Ravens (-10.5), Falcons (-3), Giants (+3)
L $10 Seahawks (+11.5)
W $10 Steelers (-7)

Strait ($100): 3-0; +$580
W $80 Parlay - Steelers (-7), Chiefs (-8), Cowboys (-6.5) +$560
W $10 Ravens (-10.5)
W $10 Falcons (-3)

B Furnas ($60): 3-0; +$30
W $10 Packers (-3)
W $10 Nicks OVER
W $10 Chiefs (-8)

WEEK 11 LINES

A week of epic proportions last week...JayFurn grabs the lead with a record setting 5-0 +$900 week...Eller goes 6-1 and continues his climb up the leaderboard...Carney bets big on points and the Eagles to stay hot...Shade makes his first bet on the Cowboys EVER, and it pays off...and Furnas gets hurt, badly.

My updating these past few weeks has been slow, inefficient, and poorly timed. I would vow to be better in the coming weeks, but it seems I can't promise much these days. That said, I vow to be better this week.

Enjoy your week 11 lines...

SUNDAY, NOV 21
Redskins @ Titans (-7); o/u 44
Raiders @ Steelers (-7); o/u 41.5
Texans @ Jets (-7); o/u 46
Packers (-3) @ Vikings; o/u 44
Cardinals @ Chiefs (-8); o/u 44
Browns @ Jags (-1.5); o/u 44
Lions @ Cowboys (-6.5); o/u 46
Ravens (-10.5) @ Panthers; o/u 37
Bills @ Bengals (-5.5); o/u 44
Falcons (-3) @ Rams; o/u 43.5
Bucs @ 49ers (-3.5); o/u 41.5
Seahawks @ Saints (-11.5); o/u 44
Colts @ Patriots (-4); o/u 50
Giants @ Eagles (-3); o/u 48

MONDAY, NOV 22
Broncos @ Chargers (-9.5)

PLAYER PROPS
A. Bradshaw (NYG) o/u 112.5 rush+rec yds
H. Nicks (NYG) o/u 5.5 receptions
M. Vick (PHI) o/u 60.5 rush yds
K. Orton (DEN) o/u 285.5 pass yds
P. Rivers (SD) o/u 295.5 pass yds

MISSING PERSON REPORT!!!

Has anyone seen or heard from Michael Thomas Shade?

Is he still alive?

Is he lying face down in a ditch somewhere off the side of I-40?

I'm worried... I'm concerned... But mostly I just want to see the line for tonight's Dolphins-Bears game. Any help would be much appreciated.

Deeply Concerned,
M. Todd Eller

Added Bet

Even odds: Which will be higher, the number of millions the Redskins will pay Donovan McNabb in his career or the number of points the Eagles will score against the Redskins on Monday Night Football tonight?

WEEK 10 PICKS/RESULTS

Carney ($1,635): 4-4; +$500
W $200 Atl-Bal OVER 44
L $100 Titans/Dolphins UNDER 43
W $100 Jets/Browns OVER 38
L $100 Vikings (-1)
L $100 Pats/Steelers UNDER 45
L $100 Parlay - Jets (-3), Titans (-1), Jets/Browns OVER 38
W $300 Eagles (-3)
W $300 Eagles-Skins OVER

Mills ($1,600): 3-2; +$200
L $100 Texans/Jags UNDER 49.5
W $100 Jets/Browns OVER 38
L $100 Cardinals (-3.5)
W $100 Brady OVER 1.5 TD passes
W $200 Skins-Eagles OVER

J Furnas ($1,550): 5-0; +$900
W $100 Jets (-3)
W $400 Cowboys (+13)
W $100 Patriots (+5)
W $100 Dolphins (+1)
W $200 Brady OVER 1.5 TDs

Hall ($1,450): 1-2; -$100 
L $100 Redskins (+3)
W $100 Redskins-Eagles OVER
L $100 Moss OVER
Saunders ($1,395): 1-3; -$285 
L $150 Vikings (-1)
W $50 Jets (-3)
L $150 Texans (+1.5)
L $35 Parlay - Lions (+3), Titans (-1), Broncos (+1.5)

Mobley ($1,335): 1-3; -$175 
W $100 Bucs (-7)
L $50 Titans (-1)
L $200 Vikings (-1)
L $25 Parlay - Chiefs, Bills, Jags
Mansfield ($1,230): 1-2; +$100
W $300 Bucs (-7)
L $100 Vikings (-1)
L $100 Titans (-1)

Furnas ($1,140): 0-3; -$1,080
L $1,000 Ravens (+1)
L $70 Parlay - Roethlisberger OVER 240.5, Giants (-13), Bucs (-7)
L $10 Texans (+1.5)

Shade ($1,000): 2-1; +$500 
W $500 Cowboys (+13)
W $50 T. Brady OVER 1.5 TD passes
L $50 Parlay - Texans/Jags UNDER 49.5, Vikings (-1), Chiefs (-1.5)

Eller ($950): 6-1; +$550
W $50 Falcons (-1)
W $50 T. Brady OVER 1.5 TD passes
W $50 Bucs (-7)
W $25 Jets (-3)
L $25 Giants (-13)
W $50 Eagles (-3)
W $50 Parlay - Eagles (-3), Bucs (-7), Jets (-3) +$350

Graziano ($865): 3-1; +$175
W $100 Bucs (-7)
W $50 Patriots (+5)
W $50 Lions (+3)
L $25 Parlay - Bucs (-7), Browns (+3), Bears (+1)

Strait ($450): 1-2; -$350
L $300 Vikings (-1)
L $100 Parlay - Vikings (-1), Texans (+1.5), Jets (-3)
W $50 bucs (-7)

Carothers ($330): 1-2; +$210
W $230 Bucs (-7)
L $10 Colts (-7)
L $10 Skins (+3)

Hill ($320): 3-1; +$260
W $250 Jaguars (-1.5)
W $10 Bucs (-7)
L $25 Parlay - Jags (-1.5), Bucs (-7), Skins (+3)
W $25 Eagles (-3)

Kessler ($320): 0-3; -$200
L $180 Parlay - Vikings (-1), Titans (-1), Jets (-3)
L $10 Steelers (-5)
L $10 Colts (-7)