Sunday, September 13, 2009

Quick Post

Internet was down when I got home from church...now have company...won't be able to post all picks until tonight...

Here are mine so you know I'm not a cheater.

$20 on Ochocinco OVER 9.5 yds 1st reception
$20 on Packers (-3.5)
$40 on Skins (+6.5)
$20 Parlay on Bengals (-4), Fitz OVER 90.5 rec yds, Colts (-7)

Saturday, September 12, 2009

WEEK 1 PLAYER PROPS

Hey guys, Player Props for Week 1 are below...they don't post them very early. Sunday nighters aren't even up yet. Here are the choices for this week:

McNabb (PHI) Passing Yards - o/u 243.5 yds
Ochocinco (CIN) Receiving Yards on 1st reception - o/u 9.5 yds
A. Peterson (MIN) Rushing Yards - o/u 108.5 yds
L. Fitzgerald (ARI) Receiving Yards - o/u 90.5 yds
Steve Smith (CAR) Longest Reception - o/u 35.5 yds

Friday, September 11, 2009

PRESEASON PICKS

Preseason Picks are below. 7 made preseason wagers, 5 decided to save for the regular season:

Hill:
$10 on Packers to win NFC Championship
$10 on Cardinals to win NFC Championship
$10 on Chargers to win AFC Championship
$10 on Steelers to win AFC Championship
$10 on Chargers OVER 10 wins

Saunders:
$25 on Patriots OVER 11.5 wins

Kessler:
$50 on Patriots OVER 11.5 wins

Shade:
$50 on Redskins to win NFC East

Eller:
$50 on Cardinals OVER 8.5 wins

Mills:
$50 on Bengals OVER 7 wins

J Furnas:
$10 on Cardinals to win NFC Championship
$5 on Giants to win NFC Championship
$5 on Colts to win AFC Championship
$5 on Steelers to win AFC Championship
$5 on Panthers to win NFC South
$5 on Dolphins OVER 7 wins
$5 on Colts OVER 10 wins
$10 on Raiders UNDER 6 wins

Mobley:
$50 on Cowboys to win NFC Championship

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Thursday Night Bets

A few opening bets for opening night:

Eller - $40 on Steelers (-6)
J Furnas - $20 on Steelers (-6)
Hill - $20 on Titans (+6)

I'm talking Rainforest Sweaty.

Week 1 Lines

We're finally here. Let's get straight to the lines...

Pointspreads
Minimum bet $10.

Thursday
Titans @ Steelers (-6)

Sunday
Broncos @ Bengals (-4)
Vikings (-4) @ Cleveland
Jets @ Texans (-4.5)
Jaguars @ Colts (-7)
Lions @ Saints (-13)
Cowboys (-6) @ Tampa Bay
Dolphins @ Atlanta (-4)
Chiefs @ Ravens (-13)
Eagles (-2) @ Panthers
Redskins @ Giants (-6.5)
Rams @ Seahawks (-8.5)
49ers @ Cardinals (-6.5)
Bears @ Packers (-3.5)

Monday
Bills @ Patriots (-10.5)
Chargers (-9) @ Raiders

Player Props
Not available yet - hopefully lines will be available tomorrow or Saturday

3-Team Parlay option (winners pay 7:1)
Allowed 1 parlay bet per week. Minimum bet $10.

SEND PICKS TO UNIFIEDFUND@YAHOO.COM BEFORE 1 P.M. ON SUNDAY...

Let's keep it sweaty.

Shade

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Official 2009-2010 UFFSB Rules and Regs

Let's get ready to fake gamble.

This season's official Rules and Regs are below. Any comments, questions, or concerns...please call Eller.

Rule 1 - Entry Fee
Entry fee is $30 for the year. Send directly to:
Mike Shade
1706 Foxhall Ln
Greensboro, NC 27410
Deadline for funds is Week 3. If you miss the deadline, you will stop getting weekly allowances until you're paid up.

Rule 2 - Winnings
The Unified Fund has 12 players this year, we'll pay out one more position. Payouts will be as follows:
1st place - $200.
2nd place - $80.
3rd place - $50
4th place - $30.

Rule 3 - Allowances
Each week, each competitor will receive $100 fantasy dollars to bet with. Any winnings add to your balance and can be used the following week.
Allowances STOP at the end of the regular season; we'll have to bet wisely in the Playoffs.
The competitor with the most fantasy dollars at the end of the year wins.

Rule 4 - Lines
Lines will be posted on Wednesday of every week to this site. (Games that are not yet handicapped by Wednesday will be posted as they become available.)

Rule 5 - Picks
Picks must be emailed to unifiedfund@yahoo.com before 1 p.m. EST on Sunday. If you send picks after the allotted time, your picks will be voided, you will be sent a harsh letter of denial, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Once I have received all picks, I will post to the Unified Fund website for all to see.
(If you choose to wager on a Thursday night contest, the email must be received before 8:15 p.m. Eastern Time, before kickoff. Same goes for any games played on Saturday.)

Winnings are not eligible for use until the following week. (i.e - you can't bet a Thursday game and use winnings on that Sunday's game.)

Rule 6 - Bet minimums
Each competitor must wager on at least 4 games per week. If no picks are received or a competitor places any less bets than 4, the competitor will forfeit the weekly $100 fantasy dollars. There is no maximum number of games a competitor can bet on. (The 4 bet minimum is for Regular Season only - there will be no minimums in post-season play)
Minimum bet is $10 unless otherwise posted.

Rule 7 - Reg. Season Performance Bonuses NEW
Periodically throughout the season, you can add additional deposits to your stack...
- After week 6: Top 5 Bonus ($200 - $50)
- After week 12: Top 5 Bonus ($200 - $50)
- Season End - Top 5 Bonus ($200 - $50)
- Season End - Winning % Bonus
>80% = $500
>70% = $400
>60% = $200
>50% = $100
>45% = $75
>40% = $50
>35% = $25

Rule 8 - Available bets
Regular Season: Point Spreads, 5 Player Props, 1 optional 3-team Parlay
Playoffs: Point Spreads, Moneylines, Over/Under, Player Props, Parlays, and anything else we can think of.

I think that's it. If I missed something let me know.

First week's lines will be posted this Wednesday...remember if you want to bet preseason get those to me by Wednesday as well.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

2009 Preseason: Apple-Bottom Jeans

And...We're Back.

AS AN ADDITION TO THIS YEAR'S ACTION, the following Preseason Future Bets are available for fantasy wagering. Each competitor has been given a $50 budget; with which you can use to bet on some of these futures, or, save the $50 and use during the Regular Season.

Deadline for making preseason bets is Sept 9th. Send all picks to unifiedfund@yahoo.com.

Keep in mind that the Preseason is merely the Apple-Bottom Jeans of the Unified Fund season. Once the Regular Season starts, we will truly put on the Boots with the Fur.

Good luck, gentlemen.

2009-2010 Regular Season Wins
Over/Under wagers. All bets pay even money. Minimum bet = $5
Dolphins - 7 wins
Vikings - 9.5 wins
Patriots - 11.5 wins
Saints - 9 wins
Giants - 9.5 wins
Jets - 7.5 wins
Raiders - 6 wins
Eagles - 9.5 wins
Steelers - 10.5 wins
Chargers - 10 wins
49ers - 7 wins
Seahawks - 8 wins
Rams - 5.5 wins
Bucs - 6.5 wins
Titans - 9 wins
Redskins - 8 wins
Texans - 8.5 wins
Colts - 10 wins
Jaguars - 8 wins
Chiefs - 6 wins
Cardinals - 8.5 wins
Falcons - 8.5 wins
Ravens - 8.5 wins
Bills - 7.5 wins
Panthers - 8.5 wins
Bears - 8.5 wins
Bengals - 7 wins
Browns - 6.5 wins
Cowboys - 9 wins
Broncos - 6.5 wins
Lions - 4.5 wins
Packers - 9 wins

Odds to win NFC Championship
Minimum bet = $5
Cardinals - 14/1
Falcons - 11/1
Panthers - 11/1
Bears - 7/1
Cowboys - 8/1
Lions - 50/1
Packers - 9/1
Vikings - 5/1
Saints - 9/1
Giants - 5/1
Eagles - 5/1
49ers - 18/1
Seahawks - 14/1
Rams - 50/1
Bucs - 40/1
Redskins - 18/1

Odds to win AFC Championship
Minimum bet = $5
Ravens - 9/1
Bills - 25/1
Bengals - 30/1
Browns - 50/1
Broncos - 30/1
Texans - 15/1
Colts - 6/1
Jaguars - 20/1
Chiefs - 50/1
Dolphins - 25/1
Patriots - 2/1
Jets - 20/1
Raiders - 50/1
Steelers - 5/1
Chargers - 4/1
Titans - 9/1

Odds to win Divisions
Minimum bet = $5
NFC East
Giants - 8/5
Eagles - 8/5
Cowboys - 3/1
Redskins - 5/1
NFC North
Vikings - 7/5
Bears - 9/5
Packers - 2/1
Lions - 12/1
NFC South
Saints - 7/5
Falcons - 7/4
Panthers - 5/2
Bucs - 8/1
NFC West
Cardinals - 7/5
Seahawks - 8/5
49ers - 11/4
Rams - 8/1
AFC East
Patriots - 1/6
Bills - 8/1
Jets - 8/1
Dolphins - 9/1
AFC North
Steelers - 2/5
Ravens - 11/4
Bengals - 7/1
Browns - 14/1
AFC South
Colts 13/10
Titans - 9/4
Jaguars - 7/2
Texans - 7/2
AFC West
Chargers - 1/8
Raiders - 8/1
Broncos - 10/1
Chiefs - 10/1

Any questions or concerns, please let me know. Happy selecting to you all.

- Shade