Sunday, December 13, 2009

WEEK 14 PICKS/RESULTS

BIG WEEK for many Unified Funders...and Eller makes me eat crow. A whole flock of crows.

The leader bounces back after an off week with an impressive 4-1 start...Stink Saunders blows up for an 8-2 week with a Parlay win...and Ben Furnas, the founder of the "Life Changer" hits a life-changing parlay.

Mobley now one win a way from a big Parlay...and Jay Furn jumps into the action with a big bet on the Cards. They'll have to start hanging on to the ball...

Mills: 4-2; +$200
W $100 Vikings (-6.5)
W $100 Colts (-7)
W $100 Texans (-6.5)
L $100 Giants (-1)
L $100 Cardinals (-3.5)
W $100 Chargers (+3)

Shade: 1-3; -$50
L $25 Patriots (-13)
W $25 Jets (-3)
L $25 Chiefs (+1)
L $25 Parlay - Cardinals (-3.5), Panthers-Patriots first half points OVER 22, Colts (-7)

Kessler: 1-3; -$110
L $10 Chiefs (+1)
L $10 Bengals-Vikings will score in first 6:30
W $10 Chargers (+3)
L $100 Parlay - Broncos (+7), Packers (-3), Cardinals (-3.5)

Mansfield: 2-3; -$200
L $400 Saints (-10)
W $300 Colts (-7)
L $100 Cardinals (-3.5)
L $100 Pats-Panthers OVER 22 1st half points
W $100 Packers (-3)

Saunders: 8-2; +$700
W $100 Browns (+10.5)
W $100 Vikings (-6.5)
W $100 Packers (-3)
L $100 Chiefs (+1)
W $50 Falcons (+10)
L $50 Lions (+13.5)
W $50 Dolphins (+3)
W $50 Panthers (+13)
W $50 Chargers (+3)
W $50 Parlay - Dolphins, Redskins, Bills +$350

Strait: 2-2; +$350
W $400 Colts (-7)
W $50 Dolphins (+3)
L $50 Cowboys (-3)
L $50 Bengals-Vikings score within 6:30

J Furnas: 0-1; -$400
L $400 Cardinals (-3.5)

B Furnas: 4-0; +$1,175
W $75 Redskins (-1)
W $25 Packers (-3)
W $25 Panthers-Pats UNDER 22 first half pts
W $150 Parlay - Falcons (+10), Panthers (+13), Eagles (+1) +$1,050

Mobley: 2-2; EVEN
W $100 Redskins (-1)
W $100 Eagles (+1)
L $100 Cardinals (-3.5)
L $100 Parlay - Redskins, Eagles, Cardinals

Hill: 1-3; -$230
W $10 Chargers (+3)
L $10 Chiefs (+1)
L $180 Saints (-10)
L $50 Parlay - Chargers (+3), Saints (-10), 49ers (+3.5)

Eller: 4-0; +$800
W $10 Packers (-3)
W $10 Colts (-7)
W $10 Vikings (-6.5)
W $110 Parlay - Packers, Colts, Vikings +$770

Hall: 0-1; -$40
L $40 Cardinals (-3.5)

Thursday, December 10, 2009

WEEK 14 LINES

And your week 14 lines:

THURSDAY
Steelers (-10.5) @ Browns

SUNDAY
Seahawks @ Texans (-6.5)
Bengals @ Vikings (-6.5)
Broncos @ Colts (-7)
Jets (-3) @ Bucs
Bills (-1) @ Chiefs
Packers (-3) @ Bears
Saints (-10) @ Falcons
Lions @ Ravens (-13.5)
Dolphins @ Jaguars (-3)
Panthers @ Patriots (-13)
Redskins (-1) @ Oakland
Chargers @ Cowboys (-3)
Eagles @ Giants (-1)

MONDAY
Cardinals (-3.5) @ 49ers

PROPS
Bengals @ Vikings - will either team score in first 6:30?
Bengals total pts o/u 18.5
Chargers @ Cowboys - first team to score?
Cowboys total pts o/u 26
Panthers @ Patriots first half total pts o/u 22
Eagles @ Giants first half total pts o/u 21.5

Sunday, December 6, 2009

WEEK 13 PICKS

Thanks, Shaun Sushiam. Thanks for adding the runny terd on top of the vomit sundae that is the Redskins' 2009 Season.

In other news, some interesting moves this week...most in the wrong direction. Kessler stands to make something tomorrow night on his parlay/hedge...could take over second place and inch closer to Collier "O Doyle" Mills.

Mills: 3-5; -$400
L $200 Patriots (-5.5)
L $200 Texans (PK)
W $200 Colts (-7)
L $200 Bengals (-13)
W $200 Giants (+2.5)
L $200 Vikings (-3.5)
L $200 Hightower OVER 62.5 yds rush+rec
W $200 Packers (-3)

Shade: 2-2; EVEN
W $25 Redskins (+9.5)
W $25 Giants (+2.5)
L $25 Texans (PK)
L $25 Parlay - Browns (+13), Chiefs (+5), Giants (+2.5)

Kessler: 1-4; +$120
L $10 Cowboys (-2.5)
L $10 Bucs (+6.5)
L $10 Chargers (-13)
L $100 Parlay - Broncos (-5), Jags (PK), Ravens (+3)
W $250 Packers (-3)

Mansfield: 1-3; -$610
L $600 Chargers (-13)
L $10 Pats (-5.5)
W $10 Colts (-7)
L $10 Ravens (+3)

Saunders: 4-6; -$180
L $50 Texans (PK)
W $50 Broncos (-5)
W $100 Lions (+13)
L $200 Pats (-5.5)
L $50 Saints (-9.5)
L $50 Falcons (+5.5)
W $50 Giants (+2.5)
L $25 Cardinals first to score
W $25 Favre under 275.5 yds
L $30 Parlay - Titans (+7), Ravens (+3), Broncos (-5)

Hill: 1-3; -$120
L $100 Chargers (-13)
W $100 Jaguars (PK)
L $70 Cowboys (-2.5)
L $50 Parlay - Chargers, Jaguars, Cowboys

Strait: 2-2; +$50
W $100 Giants (+2.5)
L $50 Bears (-9)
W $50 Jags (PK)
L $50 Parlay - Titans (+7), Redskins (+9.5), Eagles (-5.5)

J Furnas: 2-5; -$700
W $100 Packers (-3)
L $200 Patriots (-5.5)
W $100 Rams (+9)
L $100 Titans (+7)
L $200 Saints (-9.5)
L $300 Chargers (-13)
L $100 Parlay - Pats (-5.5), Broncos (-5), Saints (-9.5)

Mobley: 3-1; -$150
W Rams (+9)
W Eagles (-5.5)
W Jaguars (PK)
L $300 Vikings (-3.5)

B Furnas: 2-2; -$100
W $50 Lions (+13)
L $50 Chargers (-13)
W $50 Panthers (-5)
L $150 Parlay - Cowboys (-2.5), Pats (-5.5), Saints (-9.5)

Eller: 2-2; -$90
W $10 Colts (-7)
L $10 Bears (-9)
W $10 Broncos (-5)
L $100 Parlay - Colts, Bears, Broncos

Hall: 1-0; +$20
W $20 Packers (-3)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

WEEK 13 LINES

UPDATED SUNDAY @ 8:15 AM.
PROPS DEADLINE IS EXTENDED UNTIL KICKOFF OF SUNDAY NIGHT GAME, DUE TO DELAY IN POSTING. ALSO, DUE TO ME BEING OUT OF TOWN, EVERYONE'S PICKS (with the exclusion of mine) WILL NOT BE POSTED UNTIL THAT TIME, EITHER.

Week 13...Monday Night bet deadline is now 8:30 pm, Monday night. All other deadlines remain the same.

Top 5 bonuses and weekly allowances have already been added to the totals.

Let's perspire...

THURSDAY
Jets (-3) @ Bills

SUNDAY
Broncos (-5) @ Chiefs
Texans @ Jaguars (PK)
Patriots (-5.5) @ Dolphins
Bucs @ Panthers (-6.5)
Rams @ Bears (-9)
Titans @ Colts (-7)
Lions @ Bengals (-13)
Saints (-9.5) @ Redskins
Eagles (-5.5) @ Falcons
Chargers (-13) @ Browns
Cowboys (-2.5) @ Giants
Vikings (-3.5) @ Cardinals

MONDAY
Ravens @ Packers (-3)

SUNDAY NIGHT PROPS
Cardinals-Vikings o/u 24 first half total pts
Cardinals-Vikings - FIRST TEAM TO SCORE?
N. Rackers (ARI) o/u 6.5 total pts
B. Favre (MIN) o/u 275.5 pass yds
L. Fitzgerald o/u 6.5 receptions
T. Hightower o/u 62.5 rush+rec yds

Sunday, November 29, 2009

WEEK 12 PICKS/RESULTS

Week 12. Let's do it.

Mills: 5-3-1; +$200
W $100 Cowboys (-13.5)
L $100 Giants (-7)
W $100 Colts (-3.5)
L $100 Addai OVER
P $100 B. Edwards OVER
W $100 Cutler OVER
W $100 49ers (-3)
L $100 Patriots (+3)
W PRESEASON PICK: $50 Bengals OVER 7 wins +$100

Kessler: 1-3; -$200
L $100 Pats (+3)
L $10 Rams (+3)
W $10 Colts (-3.5)
L $100 Parlay - Bucs (+12), Panthers (+3), Redskins (+9)

J Furnas: 2-3; +$10
W $300 Colts (-3.5)
L $100 Patriots (+3)
L $100 Panthers (+3)
L $100 Bengals (-14)
W PRESEASON PICK: $5 Colts OVER 10 wins +$10

Saunders: 3-6; -$175
W $100 Packers (-11)
L $50 Bears (+10.5)
L $50 Panthers (+3)
L $100 Patriots (+3)
W $50 Seahawks (-3)
L $100 Cardinals-Titans OVER 45.5 pts
W $50 Addai UNDER 89.5 rush + rec yds
L $50 C. Palmer OVER 232.5 passing yds
L $25 Parlay - Dolphins (-3), Bucs (+12), Chargers (-13.5)

Mansfield: 2-3; +$575
W $700 Packers (-11)
W $50 Cowboys (-13.5)
L $100 Eagles (-9)
L $50 Jaguars (+3)
L $25 Parlay - Packers (-11), Cowboys (-13.5), Eagles (-9)

Shade: 3-1; +$860
W $300 Cutler OVER 2.5 TDs + INTs
L $10 Jags (+3)
W $10 Jets (-3)
W $80 Parlay - Redskins (+9), Colts (-3.5), Browns-Bengals UNDER 39 pts +$560

Strait: 2-2; +$300
L $10 Giants (-7)
W $200 Colts (-3.5)
W $200 Vikings (-10.5)
L $90 Parlay - Dolphins (-3), Eagles (-9), Jaguars (+3)

Hill: 2-2; +$110
W $100 Packers (-11)
L $20 Parlay - Packers (-11), Dolphins (-3), Vikings (-10.5)
L $10 Dolphins (-3)
W $10 Vikings (-10.5)

B Furnas: 2-2; -$50
L $150 Parlay - Packers (-11), Cowboys (-13.5), Giants (-7)
W $100 Colts (-3.5)
W $50 Seahawks (-3)
L $50 Panthers (+3)

Mobley: 2-2; +$50
W $150 Jets (-3)
W $50 Colts (-3.5)
L $50 Patriots (+3)
L $50 Parlay - Palmer OVER, Cutler OVER, Browns-Bengals UNDER 39 pts

Eller: 2-2; -$110
W $10 Colts (-3.5)
W $10 Vikings (-10.5)
L $10 Eagles (-9)
L $110 Parlay - Colts (-3.5), Vikings (-10.5), Eagles (-9)

Hall: no picks; -$100
These past few weeks Hall's strategy has defied conventional wisdom. But then again, Hall's an unconventional guy. The world's a twisted place.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

WEEK 12 LINES

First, let's get to a late week 11 recap:
- Mills continues his steady winning streak, even winning the stupid Matt Schaub bet that somehow ended up covering. O'Doyell I got a feeling your whole family's going down.
- Kessler hits his second big parlay of the year vaulting him to second place alone.
- Jay, reeling from the past few weeks, bounced back with a huge week to grab third place.
- Three people (including myself) were stupid enough to put money on the Panthers. Never again.
- I still don't know how the Giants didn't cover. Coughlin blows.

On to week 12. As a reminder, this is a bonus week if you can get into the top 5. Here are your lines...

THANKSGIVING DAY
Packers (-11) @ Lions
Raiders @ Cowboys (-13.5)
Giants (-7) @ Broncos
(Wow. Could be the worst slate of Thanksgiving games...well, since last year.)

SUNDAY
Colts (-3.5) @ Texans
Browns @ Bengals (-14)
Redskins @ Eagles (-9)
Dolphins (-3) @ Bills
Seahawks (-3) @ Rams
Bucs @ Falcons (-12)
Panthers @ Jets (-3)
Jags @ 49ers (-3)
Chiefs @ Chargers (-13.5)
Bears @ Vikings (-10.5)
Cardinals @ Titans (OFF)
Steelers @ Ravens (OFF)

MONDAY
Patriots @ Saints (-3)

PLAYA PROPS
J. Cutler (CHI) o/u 2.5 pass TDs + INTs
C. Palmer (CIN) o/u 232.5 pass yds
J. Addai (IND) o/u 89.5 rushing + receiving yds
B. Edwards (NYJ) o/u 3 receptions
M. Jones-Drew (JAX) o/u 118.5 rushing + receiving yds

GAME PROPS: ALL TOTALS
Colts-Texans o/u 47.5 total pts
Browns-Bengals o/u 39 total pts
Cardinals-Titans o/u 45.5 total pts
Bears-Vikings o/u 47 total pts
Patriots-Saints o/u 56.5 total pts

Sunday, November 22, 2009

WEEK 11 PICKS/RESULTS

Week 11...one year ago this week was the week it all began. Now look at us. Look at how we've grown.

Look at Abdul. A year ago, Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he'd never met in Bangledesh. Now he's crushing a** every Thursday night at our mixers.

Inspiring. Let's get to this week's selections:

Mills: 4-2; +$200
W $100 Colts (-1)
L $100 Cardinals (-9)
W $100 Vikings (-10.5)
L $100 Bears (+3)
W $100 Titans-Texans OVER 3 sacks
W $100 Schaub OVER 24.5 completions

Shade: 2-3; -$200
L $100 Panthers (-3)
L $200 Giants (-6.5)
L $100 Ravens (+1)
W $100 Redskins (+11)
W $100 Rams (+9)

Kessler: 3-1; +$710
W $10 Raiders (+9.5)
L $10 Steelers (-10)
W $10 Colts (-1)
W $100 Parlay - Titans (+4.5), Eagles (-3), Redskins (+11)

Mansfield: 1-3; -$300
L $200 Steelers (-10)
W $100 Colts (-1)
L $100 Bengals (-9.5)
L $100 Texans (-4.5)

Saunders: 6-3; +$175
W $100 Colts (-1)
W $50 Vikings (-10.5)
L $50 Steelers (-10)
W $50 Patriots (-10.5)
W $25 Redskins (+11)
L $25 Giants (-6.5)
W $25 Titans-Texans UNDER 48 pts
W $25 Titans-Texans OVER 3 sacks
L $25 Andre Johnson OVER 92.5 rec yds

J Furnas: 3-1; +$650
W $400 Colts (-1)
W $250 Saints (-11)
L $25 Bengals (-9.5)
W $25 Eagles (-3)

Strait: 1-3; -$215
L $200 Giants (-6.5)
W $200 Vikings (-10.5)
L $150 Steelers (-10)
L $65 Parlay - Cardinals (-9), Saints (-11), Packers (-6.5)

Hill: 1-3; -$240
L $100 Parlay - Panthers (-3), ****, ****
L $150 Jaguars (-8.5)
W $20 Vikings (-10.5)
L $10 Cardinals (-9)

B Furnas: 3-2; +$55
W $50 Vikings (-10.5)
W $25 Browns (+3.5)
L $50 Steelers (-10)
W $50 Saints (-11)
L $20 Parlay - C. Johnson OVER, Cowboys (-11), Bengals (-9.5)

Hall:
No picks. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how that plays out for him.

Mobley: 2-2; +$80
W $90 Saints (-11)
L $10 Giants (-6.5)
L $10 Lions (-3.5)
W $10 Chiefs (+10)

Eller: 2-2, -$60
L $70 Panthers (-3)
W $10 Patriots (-10.5)
W $10 Colts (-1)
L $10 Steelers (-10)