WEEK 16 LINES

Just a reminder, allowances are done after next week...make the most of the money you have left. Performance bonuses for Top 5 and year-long winning % will be handed out at the end of week 17...and then it gets nuts at playoff time.

Merry Christmas, here are your lines:

FRIDAY
San Diego @ Tennessee (-3)

SUNDAY
Bills @ Falcons (-9)
Ravens @ Steelers (-3)
Panthers @ Giants (-7)
Bucs @ Saints (-14)
Jaguars @ Patriots (-9)
Texans @ Dolphins (-3)
Seahawks @ Packers (-14)
Raiders @ Browns (-3)
Chiefs @ Bengals (-13.5)
Rams @ Cardinals (-14)
Lions @ 49ers (-12)
Broncos @ Eagles (-7)
Jets @ Colts (-5.5)
Cowboys (-6.5) @ Redskins

MONDAY
Vikings (-7) @ Bears

MONDAY NIGHT PROPS
B. Favre (MIN) o/u 253.5 pass yds
A. Peterson (MIN) o/u 98.5 rush yds
S. Rice (MIN) o/u 80.5 rec yds
J. Cutler (CHI) - What will he throw first? (TD/INT)
J. Knox (CHI) o/u 3 receptions
G. Olsen (CHI) o/u 35.5 rec yds

WEEK 15 PICKS/RESULTS

Strait's GIANT SHEEP BALLS play of the year (Sheep have huge balls, trust me) pays off as he climbs up the leaderboard into 2nd place.

This was also the week of the PUSH - never before have we seen this many in the tie column.

Mills: 3-2-1; +$300
W $200 Colts (-3)
P $100 Patriots (-7)
L $100 49ers (+9)
L $100 Bears (+11)
W $100 Giants (-3)
W $200 S. Moss OVER 47.5 rec yds

Shade: 1-3-1; -$70
P $200 Patriots (-7)
W $50 Falcons (+6.5)
L $50 Seahawks (-6.5)
L $50 Parlay - Patriots (-7), Falcons (+6.5), Seahawks (-6.5)
L $20 Redskins (+3)

Kessler: 1-3; -$210
L $200 Parlay - Steelers (-1), Cardinals (-12.5), Giants (-3)
L $10 Bears (+11)
W $10 Falcons (+6.5)
L $10 Chiefs (-1)

Saunders: 3-3-2; -$50
L $50 Bears (+11)
P $150 Patriots (-7)
W $50 Falcons (+6.5)
L $50 Chiefs (-1)
P $50 Steelers (-1)
L $50 Seahawks (-6.5)
W $50 Giants (-3)
W $40 S. Smith UNDER
L $40 Parlay - Patriots (-7), Packers (+1), Cardinals (-12.5)

Mansfield: 2-2; +$750
W $800 Colts (-3)
L $50 Cardinals (-12.5)
W $10 E. Manning UNDER
L $10 S. Smith OVER

B Furnas: 3-3-2; +$200
W $200 Eagles (-9)
P $200 Patriots (-7)
P $200 Packers (+1)
L $200 Seahawks (-6.5)
W $200 Bengals (+6.5)
L $200 E. Manning OVER 32.5 pass attempts
W $200 Skins-Giants over 4.5 sacks
L $75 Redskins (+3)

Strait: 2-1-1; +$1,460
W $1,460 Ravens (-11)
W $10 Eagles (-9)
L $10 Chiefs (-1)
P $10 Steelers (-1)

Eller: 2-3; -$135
L $200 Saints (-7)
W $75 Giants (-3)
L $10 Vikings (-9)
L $100 Parlay - Giants (-3), Saints (-7), Vikings (-9)
W $50 Preaseason Bet: Cardinals OVER 8.5 wins +$100

J Furnas: 1-3-1; -$125
W $175 Panthers (+9)
P $100 Pats (-7)
L $100 Bears (+11)
L $100 Chiefs (-1)
L $100 Parlay - Raiders, Cardinals, Packers

Mobley: 0-3-1; -$30
P $470 Steelers (-1)
L $10 Chargers (-6.5)
L $10 49ers (+9)
L $10 Vikings (-9)

Hill: 1-3; +$30
W $100 Colts (-3)
L $10 Chargers (-6.5)
L $10 Cardinals (-12.5)
L $50 Parlay - Colts (-3), Chargers (-6.5), Cardinals (-12.5)

Hall: 2-2; -$20
L $30 Redskins (+3)
W $20 Total sacks OVER 4.5
W $20 S. Moss OVER 47.5 rec yds
L $30 Parlay - Skins (-3), Sacks OVER, Moss OVER

WEEK 15 LINES

THURSDAY
Colts (-3) @ Jaguars

SATURDAY
Cowboys @ Saints (-7)

SUNDAY
Bears @ Ravens (-11)
Texans (-14) @ Rams
Falcons @ Jets (-6.5)
49ers @ Eagles (-9)
Browns @ Chiefs (-1)
Cardinals (-12.5) @ Lions
Patriots (-7) @ Bills
Raiders @ Broncos (-14)
Bengals @ Chargers (-6.5)
Packers @ Steelers (-1)
Bucs @ Seahawks (-6.5)
Vikings (-9) @ Panthers

MONDAY
Giants (-3) @ Redskins

PROPS - GIANTS/REDSKINS
Total points for both teams o/u 43
Total sacks for both teams o/u 4.5
E. Manning (NYG) o/u 32.5 pass attempts
S. Smith (NYG) o/u 75.5 receiving yds
J. Campbell (WAS) o/u 1.5 TD passes
S. Moss (WAS) o/u 47.5 receiving yds

WEEK 14 PICKS/RESULTS

BIG WEEK for many Unified Funders...and Eller makes me eat crow. A whole flock of crows.

The leader bounces back after an off week with an impressive 4-1 start...Stink Saunders blows up for an 8-2 week with a Parlay win...and Ben Furnas, the founder of the "Life Changer" hits a life-changing parlay.

Mobley now one win a way from a big Parlay...and Jay Furn jumps into the action with a big bet on the Cards. They'll have to start hanging on to the ball...

Mills: 4-2; +$200
W $100 Vikings (-6.5)
W $100 Colts (-7)
W $100 Texans (-6.5)
L $100 Giants (-1)
L $100 Cardinals (-3.5)
W $100 Chargers (+3)

Shade: 1-3; -$50
L $25 Patriots (-13)
W $25 Jets (-3)
L $25 Chiefs (+1)
L $25 Parlay - Cardinals (-3.5), Panthers-Patriots first half points OVER 22, Colts (-7)

Kessler: 1-3; -$110
L $10 Chiefs (+1)
L $10 Bengals-Vikings will score in first 6:30
W $10 Chargers (+3)
L $100 Parlay - Broncos (+7), Packers (-3), Cardinals (-3.5)

Mansfield: 2-3; -$200
L $400 Saints (-10)
W $300 Colts (-7)
L $100 Cardinals (-3.5)
L $100 Pats-Panthers OVER 22 1st half points
W $100 Packers (-3)

Saunders: 8-2; +$700
W $100 Browns (+10.5)
W $100 Vikings (-6.5)
W $100 Packers (-3)
L $100 Chiefs (+1)
W $50 Falcons (+10)
L $50 Lions (+13.5)
W $50 Dolphins (+3)
W $50 Panthers (+13)
W $50 Chargers (+3)
W $50 Parlay - Dolphins, Redskins, Bills +$350

Strait: 2-2; +$350
W $400 Colts (-7)
W $50 Dolphins (+3)
L $50 Cowboys (-3)
L $50 Bengals-Vikings score within 6:30

J Furnas: 0-1; -$400
L $400 Cardinals (-3.5)

B Furnas: 4-0; +$1,175
W $75 Redskins (-1)
W $25 Packers (-3)
W $25 Panthers-Pats UNDER 22 first half pts
W $150 Parlay - Falcons (+10), Panthers (+13), Eagles (+1) +$1,050

Mobley: 2-2; EVEN
W $100 Redskins (-1)
W $100 Eagles (+1)
L $100 Cardinals (-3.5)
L $100 Parlay - Redskins, Eagles, Cardinals

Hill: 1-3; -$230
W $10 Chargers (+3)
L $10 Chiefs (+1)
L $180 Saints (-10)
L $50 Parlay - Chargers (+3), Saints (-10), 49ers (+3.5)

Eller: 4-0; +$800
W $10 Packers (-3)
W $10 Colts (-7)
W $10 Vikings (-6.5)
W $110 Parlay - Packers, Colts, Vikings +$770

Hall: 0-1; -$40
L $40 Cardinals (-3.5)

WEEK 14 LINES

And your week 14 lines:

THURSDAY
Steelers (-10.5) @ Browns

SUNDAY
Seahawks @ Texans (-6.5)
Bengals @ Vikings (-6.5)
Broncos @ Colts (-7)
Jets (-3) @ Bucs
Bills (-1) @ Chiefs
Packers (-3) @ Bears
Saints (-10) @ Falcons
Lions @ Ravens (-13.5)
Dolphins @ Jaguars (-3)
Panthers @ Patriots (-13)
Redskins (-1) @ Oakland
Chargers @ Cowboys (-3)
Eagles @ Giants (-1)

MONDAY
Cardinals (-3.5) @ 49ers

PROPS
Bengals @ Vikings - will either team score in first 6:30?
Bengals total pts o/u 18.5
Chargers @ Cowboys - first team to score?
Cowboys total pts o/u 26
Panthers @ Patriots first half total pts o/u 22
Eagles @ Giants first half total pts o/u 21.5

WEEK 13 PICKS

Thanks, Shaun Sushiam. Thanks for adding the runny terd on top of the vomit sundae that is the Redskins' 2009 Season.

In other news, some interesting moves this week...most in the wrong direction. Kessler stands to make something tomorrow night on his parlay/hedge...could take over second place and inch closer to Collier "O Doyle" Mills.

Mills: 3-5; -$400
L $200 Patriots (-5.5)
L $200 Texans (PK)
W $200 Colts (-7)
L $200 Bengals (-13)
W $200 Giants (+2.5)
L $200 Vikings (-3.5)
L $200 Hightower OVER 62.5 yds rush+rec
W $200 Packers (-3)

Shade: 2-2; EVEN
W $25 Redskins (+9.5)
W $25 Giants (+2.5)
L $25 Texans (PK)
L $25 Parlay - Browns (+13), Chiefs (+5), Giants (+2.5)

Kessler: 1-4; +$120
L $10 Cowboys (-2.5)
L $10 Bucs (+6.5)
L $10 Chargers (-13)
L $100 Parlay - Broncos (-5), Jags (PK), Ravens (+3)
W $250 Packers (-3)

Mansfield: 1-3; -$610
L $600 Chargers (-13)
L $10 Pats (-5.5)
W $10 Colts (-7)
L $10 Ravens (+3)

Saunders: 4-6; -$180
L $50 Texans (PK)
W $50 Broncos (-5)
W $100 Lions (+13)
L $200 Pats (-5.5)
L $50 Saints (-9.5)
L $50 Falcons (+5.5)
W $50 Giants (+2.5)
L $25 Cardinals first to score
W $25 Favre under 275.5 yds
L $30 Parlay - Titans (+7), Ravens (+3), Broncos (-5)

Hill: 1-3; -$120
L $100 Chargers (-13)
W $100 Jaguars (PK)
L $70 Cowboys (-2.5)
L $50 Parlay - Chargers, Jaguars, Cowboys

Strait: 2-2; +$50
W $100 Giants (+2.5)
L $50 Bears (-9)
W $50 Jags (PK)
L $50 Parlay - Titans (+7), Redskins (+9.5), Eagles (-5.5)

J Furnas: 2-5; -$700
W $100 Packers (-3)
L $200 Patriots (-5.5)
W $100 Rams (+9)
L $100 Titans (+7)
L $200 Saints (-9.5)
L $300 Chargers (-13)
L $100 Parlay - Pats (-5.5), Broncos (-5), Saints (-9.5)

Mobley: 3-1; -$150
W Rams (+9)
W Eagles (-5.5)
W Jaguars (PK)
L $300 Vikings (-3.5)

B Furnas: 2-2; -$100
W $50 Lions (+13)
L $50 Chargers (-13)
W $50 Panthers (-5)
L $150 Parlay - Cowboys (-2.5), Pats (-5.5), Saints (-9.5)

Eller: 2-2; -$90
W $10 Colts (-7)
L $10 Bears (-9)
W $10 Broncos (-5)
L $100 Parlay - Colts, Bears, Broncos

Hall: 1-0; +$20
W $20 Packers (-3)

WEEK 13 LINES

UPDATED SUNDAY @ 8:15 AM.
PROPS DEADLINE IS EXTENDED UNTIL KICKOFF OF SUNDAY NIGHT GAME, DUE TO DELAY IN POSTING. ALSO, DUE TO ME BEING OUT OF TOWN, EVERYONE'S PICKS (with the exclusion of mine) WILL NOT BE POSTED UNTIL THAT TIME, EITHER.

Week 13...Monday Night bet deadline is now 8:30 pm, Monday night. All other deadlines remain the same.

Top 5 bonuses and weekly allowances have already been added to the totals.

Let's perspire...

THURSDAY
Jets (-3) @ Bills

SUNDAY
Broncos (-5) @ Chiefs
Texans @ Jaguars (PK)
Patriots (-5.5) @ Dolphins
Bucs @ Panthers (-6.5)
Rams @ Bears (-9)
Titans @ Colts (-7)
Lions @ Bengals (-13)
Saints (-9.5) @ Redskins
Eagles (-5.5) @ Falcons
Chargers (-13) @ Browns
Cowboys (-2.5) @ Giants
Vikings (-3.5) @ Cardinals

MONDAY
Ravens @ Packers (-3)

SUNDAY NIGHT PROPS
Cardinals-Vikings o/u 24 first half total pts
Cardinals-Vikings - FIRST TEAM TO SCORE?
N. Rackers (ARI) o/u 6.5 total pts
B. Favre (MIN) o/u 275.5 pass yds
L. Fitzgerald o/u 6.5 receptions
T. Hightower o/u 62.5 rush+rec yds