WEEK 13 PICKS/RESULTS

Whew. Bears and Falcons almost cost people A LOT of money. But, the hot betting continues overall...including a 3-0 double-up week for Mr. Strait.
Carney ($4,070): 5-3; +$1,400
W $300 Eagles (-8)
W $300 Eagles-Texans OVER 52
W $300 Bears (-3.5)
L $300 Saints (-6.5)
W $300 Rams (-3)
L $300 Steelers-Ravens OVER 40
L $200 Parlay - Bears (-3.5), Rams (-3), Saints (-6.5)
W $1,000 Patriots (-3)

Eller ($3,000): 4-3; +$1,000
L $100 Texans (+8)
W $100 Eagles-Texans OVER 52
W $800 Bears (-3.5)
L $100 Saints (-6.5)
W $200 Falcons (-3)
W $200 Patriots (-3)
L $100 Parlay - Bears, Saints, Falcons

Mobley ($2,835): 2-1; +$650 
W $200 Patriots (-3)
W $500 Cowboys-Colts OVER
L $50 Parlay - Packers, Falcons, Dolphins

Hall ($2,550): 0-0; -$100

J Furnas ($2,000): 1-1; -$700
L $100 Dolphins (-4.5)
W $100 Bengals (+6.5)
L $700 Chargers-Raiders OVER 45

Saunders ($1,960): 3-1; +$650
W $300 Falcons (-3)
W $50 Rams (-3)
L $50 Chargers (-12.5)
W $50 Parlay - Rams, Falcons, Raiders +$350

Graziano ($1,940): 2-3; EVEN
W $200 Seahawks (-6)
L $200 Saints (-6.5)
L $100 Chargers (-12.5)
W $200 Falcons (-3)
L $100 Parlay - Packers, Saints, Falcons

Shade ($1,900): 1-2; +$600
W $800 Falcons (-3)
L $50 Redskins-Giants OVER 43.5
L $150 Parlay - Packers (-9.5), Dolphins (-4.5), Vikings (-5.5)

Mills ($1,600): 2-3; +$400
L $200 Skins-Giants OVER 43.5
L $200 Colts (-5)
L $200 Ravens (-3)
W $200 Packers-49ers OVER
W $800 Patriots (-3)

Strait ($1,600): 3-0; +$1,600
W $1,000 Eagles (-8)
W $200 Packers (-9.5)
W $400 Bears (-3.5)

Mansfield ($1,225): 2-1; +$200
W $200 Eagles (-8)
L $400 Eagles-Texans UNDER
W $400 Patriots (-3)

Hill ($1,030): 2-4; -$250
L $200 Bills
L $200 Chiefs (-9)
W $200 Bears (-3.5)
W $200 Rams (-3)
L $200 Chargers (-12.5)
L $50 Parlay - Bills, Bears, Steelers

B Furnas ($520): 0-0; -$100

Carothers ($440): 1-2; -$400
L $400 Parlay - Seahawks (-6), Bears (-3.5), Saints (-6.5)
L $10 Colts (-5)
W $10 Browns (+4.5)

Kessler ($400): 2-1; +$10
L $10 Steelers
W $10 Falcons
W $10 Patriots

WEEK 13 LINES

THURSDAY, DEC 2
Texans @ Eagles (-8); o/u 52

SUNDAY, DEC 5
Jags @ Titans (OFF)
Broncos @ Chiefs (-9); o/u 48.5
Redskins @ Giants (-7); o/u 43.5
Bills @ Vikings (-5.5); o/u 44.5
Browns @ Dolphins (-4.5); o/u 43
49ers @ Packers (-9.5); o/u 41
Bears (-3.5) @ Lions; o/u 44.5
Saints (-6.5) @ Bengals; o/u 46
Raiders @ Chargers (-12.5); o/u 45
Panthers @ Seahawks (-6); o/u 40
Cowboys @ Colts (-5); o/u 48
Falcons (-3) @ Bucs; o/u 44.5
Rams (-3) @ Cardinals; o/u 43.5
Steelers @ Ravens (-3); o/u 40

MONDAY, DEC 6
Jets @ Patriots (-3); o/u 45.5

PLAYER PROPS
Jets-Patriots Total sacks by both teams o/u 3.5
M. Sanchez (NYJ) o/u 1.5 TD passes
L. Tomlinson (NYJ) o/u 54.5 rush yds
T. Brady (NE) o/u 255.5 pass yds
D. Branch (NE) o/u 65.5 rec yds

WEEK 12 PICKS/RESULTS

Up and down week...

Carney ($3,670): 3-5; EVEN 
W $500 Patriots (-7)
W $200 Vikings (+1)
L $200 Steelers (-7)
L $200 Colts (-3)
L $200 Titans/Texans OVER 45.5
L $100 Parlay - Eagles (-3.5), Colts (-3), Steelers (-7)
W $200 49ers (-1)
L $200 49ers-Cardinals OVER 40

Eller ($2,500): 1-4; +$100
W $500 Patriots (-7)
L $100 Saints (-3.5)
L $100 Steelers (-7)
L $100 Eagles (-3.5)
L $100 Parlay - Patriots (-7), Steelers (-7), Eagles (-3.5)

Mobley ($1,860): 2-1; +$575
W $500 Cowboys-Saints OVER
L $100 Broncos (-3.5)
W $25 Parlay - Falcons (-1.5), Chiefs (-2.5), 49ers (-1) +$175

Hall ($2,150): 2-2; EVEN 
W $200 T. Smith UNDER
L $200 Cardinals (+1)
W $200 Cardinals-49ers UNDER 40
L $200 Fitgerald OVER

J Furnas ($2,000): 0-3; -$400
L $100 Redskins (-1)
L $200 Steelers (-7)
L $100 Packers (+1.5)

Saunders: 2-1; +$100 
W $50 Panthers (+10)
W $100 Texans (-6.5)
L $50 Parlay - Steelers, Giants, Broncos

Mills ($1,700): 3-5; -$500 
W $200 Patriots (-7)
L $200 Saints (-3.5)
L $200 Jets-Bengals OVER
L $300 Skins-Vikings OVER
L $200 Colts (-3)
L $200 Packers (+1.5)
W $300 Eagles-Bears OVER
W $100 Colts-Chargers OVER

Shade ($1,550): 2-2; -$50
L $150 Parlay - Patriots (-7), Saints (-3.5), Bengals (+9)
W $100 Texans (-6.5)
L $100 Packers (+1.5)
W $100 Chiefs (-2.5)

Graziano ($1,340): 2-1; +$200 
W $300 Patriots (-7)
W $100 Jets (-9)
L $200 Parlay - Patriots, Saints, Jets

Carothers ($1,040): 1-2; -$1,000 
L $1,000 Steelers (-7)
L $10 Eagles (-3.5)
W $10 Chiefs (-2.5)

Hill ($830): 3-3; -$250
W $100 Patriots (-7)
W $50 Cowboys (+3.5)
L $400 Giants (-7)
W $200 Bills (+7)
L $100 Browns (-10)
L $100 Parlay - Giants, Bills, Chargers (+3)

Mansfield ($800): 1-2; +$25
W $400 Vikings (+1)
L $350 Eagles (-3.5)
L $25 Parlay - Eagles, Vikings, Titans (+6.5)

Strait ($680): 1-2; +$520 
W $600 Patriots (-7)
L $30 Steelers (-7)
L $50 Parlay - Chiefs (-2.5), Eagles (-3.5), Broncos (-3.5)

B Furnas ($90): 2-1; +$30
W $30 Wells UNDER
W $30 49ers (-1)
L $30 Fitzgerald OVER

Kessler ($20): 0-1; -$20
L $20 Parlay - Colts (-3), Vikings (+1), Steelers (-7)

WEEK 12 LINES

Thursday, November 25th
Patriots @ Lions (+7); o/u 51
Saints @ Cowboys (+3.5); o/u 50.5
Bengals @ Jets (-9); o/u 43.5

Sunday, November 28th
Vikings @ Redskins (-1); o/u 43
Steelers (-7) @ Bills; o/u 43.5
Titans @ Texans (-6.5); o/u 45.5
Jaguars @ Giants (-7); o/u 44.5
Panthers @ Browns (-10); o/u 37.5
Packers @ Falcons (-1.5); o/u 47.5
Chiefs (-2.5) @ Seahawks; o/u 44.5
Bucs @ Ravens (-7.5); o/u 41
Eagles (-3.5) @ Bears; o/u 42.5
Rams @ Broncos (-3.5); o/u 44.5
Chargers @ Colts (-3); o/u 51.5

Monday, November 29th
49ers (-1) @ Cardinals; o/u 40

PLAYER PROPS
49ers-Cardinals: Who will score first?
T. Smith (SF) o/u 215.5 passing yds
M. Crabtree (SF) o/u 3.5 receptions
B. Wells (ARI) o/u 3.5 rush yds on FIRST ATTEMPT
L. Fitgerald (ARI) o/u 85.5 rec yds

WEEK 11 PICKS/RESULTS

APPARENTLY, this betting thing is EASY. What a week...all kinds of Unified Funders with HUGE weeks. By far, the most money made in Unified Fund history for one week.

Carney stays RED HOT...and so does Hall, who actually decided not to wait until 10 minutes prior to Monday night kickoff before making his picks...he might want to consider doing this more often.

But most shocking is the rise of Eller - who continues to light up the leaderboard after starting the year betting like a blind Chinese man (trust me - I'm not trying to be racist, but they cannot bet).
J Furnas ($2,450): 2-4; -$450
L $100 Panthers (+10.5)
W $100 Jags (-1.5)
W $100 Colts-Pats OVER 50
L $100 Giants (+3)
L $50 Parlay - Packers-Vikes OVER, Panthers Ravens Under, Giants Eagles OVER
L $400 Chargers-Broncos OVER 50

Carney ($2,335): 5-1; +$1,335
W $200 Bears (+1.5)
W $200 Packers (-3)
W $200 Falcons (-3)
W $200 Eagles (-3)
W $100 Parlay - Packers, Eagles, Falcons
L $165 Rivers OVER

Mills ($1,800): 2-3; -$100
W $100 Redskins (+7)
L $100 Vikings (+3)
L $100 Bengals (-5.5)
W $100 Colts (+4)
L $100 Broncos

Shade ($1,500): 2-1; +$50 
W $50 Ravens (-10.5)
W $50 H. Nicks OVER 5.5 receptions
L $50 Parlay - Ravens (-10.5), Patriots (-4), Falcons (-3)

Eller ($1,500): 4-0; +$1,000
W $100 Packers (-3)
W $100 Falcons (-3)
W $100 Eagles (-3)
W $100 Parlay - Eagles, Falcons, Packers

Hall ($1,350): 4-0; +$800 
W $200 Redskins (+7)
W $200 Saints (-11.5)
W $200 Colts (+4)
W $200 Colts-Pats OVER 50

Mansfield ($1,330): 3-1; -$530 
W $200 Falcons (-3)
W $100 Ravens (-10.5)
W $100 Bucs (+3.5)
L $930 Rivers OVER

Mobley ($1,160): 2-1; +$700
W $500 Jaguars (-1.5)
W $300 Eagles (-3)
L $100 Parlay - Falcons (-3), Bengals, Cowboys-Lions OVER

Saunders ($1,110): 4-2; +$350
W $200 Bucs (+3.5)
W $150 Ravens (-10.5)
L $100 Browns (+1.5)
W $100 Falcons (-3)
W $50 Saints (-11.5)
L $50 Parlay - Packers, Texans, Pats

Graziano ($1,040): 4-1; +$300
W $100 Packers (-3)
W $100 Ravens (-10.5)
W $100 Eagles (-3)
L $50 Bengals (-5.5)
W $50 Saints (-11.5)

Hill ($580): 2-2; +$250
W $300 Bills (+5.5)
L $25 Raiders (+7)
W $25 Vick UNDER
L $50 Parlay - Colts (+4), Seahawks (+11.5), Orton OVER

Carothers ($540): 3-0; +$500
W $480 Ravens (-10.5)
W $10 Packers (-3)
W $10 Falcons (-3)

Kessler ($120): 1-2; -$100
L $100 Parlay - Ravens (-10.5), Falcons (-3), Giants (+3)
L $10 Seahawks (+11.5)
W $10 Steelers (-7)

Strait ($100): 3-0; +$580
W $80 Parlay - Steelers (-7), Chiefs (-8), Cowboys (-6.5) +$560
W $10 Ravens (-10.5)
W $10 Falcons (-3)

B Furnas ($60): 3-0; +$30
W $10 Packers (-3)
W $10 Nicks OVER
W $10 Chiefs (-8)

WEEK 11 LINES

A week of epic proportions last week...JayFurn grabs the lead with a record setting 5-0 +$900 week...Eller goes 6-1 and continues his climb up the leaderboard...Carney bets big on points and the Eagles to stay hot...Shade makes his first bet on the Cowboys EVER, and it pays off...and Furnas gets hurt, badly.

My updating these past few weeks has been slow, inefficient, and poorly timed. I would vow to be better in the coming weeks, but it seems I can't promise much these days. That said, I vow to be better this week.

Enjoy your week 11 lines...

SUNDAY, NOV 21
Redskins @ Titans (-7); o/u 44
Raiders @ Steelers (-7); o/u 41.5
Texans @ Jets (-7); o/u 46
Packers (-3) @ Vikings; o/u 44
Cardinals @ Chiefs (-8); o/u 44
Browns @ Jags (-1.5); o/u 44
Lions @ Cowboys (-6.5); o/u 46
Ravens (-10.5) @ Panthers; o/u 37
Bills @ Bengals (-5.5); o/u 44
Falcons (-3) @ Rams; o/u 43.5
Bucs @ 49ers (-3.5); o/u 41.5
Seahawks @ Saints (-11.5); o/u 44
Colts @ Patriots (-4); o/u 50
Giants @ Eagles (-3); o/u 48

MONDAY, NOV 22
Broncos @ Chargers (-9.5)

PLAYER PROPS
A. Bradshaw (NYG) o/u 112.5 rush+rec yds
H. Nicks (NYG) o/u 5.5 receptions
M. Vick (PHI) o/u 60.5 rush yds
K. Orton (DEN) o/u 285.5 pass yds
P. Rivers (SD) o/u 295.5 pass yds

MISSING PERSON REPORT!!!

Has anyone seen or heard from Michael Thomas Shade?

Is he still alive?

Is he lying face down in a ditch somewhere off the side of I-40?

I'm worried... I'm concerned... But mostly I just want to see the line for tonight's Dolphins-Bears game. Any help would be much appreciated.

Deeply Concerned,
M. Todd Eller