WEEK 1 PICKS/RESULTS

Trying to fall asleep...but these close-ups of Norv Turner are giving me bad dreams.

Results have been updated other than the Chargers picks. As always, please check my math - I've got a new spreadsheet this year and there's bound to be a formula mistake on my part.

Furnas: 4-0
W $25 - Steve Smith UNDER longest rec of 35.5 yds
W $25 - Saints (-13)
W $25 - Eagles (-2)
W $25 - Seahawks (-8.5)
Winnings: $100

Mobley: 2-2
L $25 - McNabb OVER 243.5 passing yds
L $25 - Bears (+3.5)
W $25 - Cowboys (-6)
W $25 - Eagles (-2)
Earnings: $0

Hill: 1-3
W $20 - Titans (+6)
L $20 - Chiefs (+13)
L $20 - Pats (-10.5)
L $40 - Chargers (-9)
Earnings: -$60

Mills: 2-2
L $15 - Colts (-7)
W $15 - Redskins (+6.5)
L $10 - Bengals (-4)
W $10 - Vikings (-4)
Earnings: $0

Kessler: 1-3
W $30 - Eagles (-2)
L $30 - Chargers (-9)
L $30 - Pats (-10.5)
L $10 Parlay - Chiefs, Texans, Browns
Earnings: -$40

Eller: 1-3
L $40 - Steelers (-6)
L $20 - Pats (-10.5)
W $20 - Cowboys (-6)
L $20 - Chargers (-9)
Earnings: -$60

J Furnas: 2-6
L $20 - Steelers (-6)
L $20 - Cardinals (-6.5)
W $10 - Vikings (-4)
L $10 - Colts (-7)
W $10 - Packers (-3.5)
L $10 - Chargers (-9)
L $10 - Lions (+13)
L $10 Parlay - Steelers, Cardinals, Colts
Earnings: -$60

Saunders: 1-4
W $20 - Vikings (-4)
L $25 - Pats (-10.5)
L $20 - Texans (-4.5)
L $10 - Giants (-6.5)
L $10 - Rams (+9)
Earnings: -$45

Mansfield: 2-2
W $25 - Eagles (-2)
L $25 - Texans (-4.5)
W $10 - Vikings (-4)
L $20 - Bears (+3.5)
Earnings: -$10

Strait: 1-3
L $50 - Cardinals (-6.5)
L $50 - Bengals (-4)
L $40 - Ochocinco UNDER 9.5 yds 1st reception
W $10 - Vikings (-4)
Earnings: -$130

Shade: 3-1
W $20 - Ochocinco OVER 9.5 yds 1st reception
W $20 - Packers (-3.5)
W $40 - Redskins (+6.5)
L $20 Parlay - Colts, Fitzgerald OVER, Bengals
Earnings: $60

Hall: 0-0
No selections. I guess he still thinks being a father is more important than fake gambling? I'll try to talk some sense into him.