DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF PICKS/RESULTS

Only Norv Turner could come up with a game plan so poor as to only score 7 points in a 1st half where where the opposing team spots you countless possessions all starting at basically midfield. Historically, Norv has caused such pain to my life...and yet today, he brought so much joy.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Norv Turner, because your teams are always built the same: For Regular Season Only. Betters beware.

Also, we say goodbye to our second competitor this week - Mobley, it's with a heavy heart we say goodbye. You go out on the same day as your Cowboys, and I think we all know this is how you would have wanted it. Besides winning. I assume that would have been your first choice.

Two weeks left...Conference Championships await.

B Furnas: 0-1; -$1,000
L $1,000 Chargers (-7)

Shade: 2-0; +$1,400
W $450 Teaser - Colts (-.5), Vikings (+3.5), Jets (+13) +$900
W $200 Jets MONEYLINE (+250) +$500

Mills: 1-3; -$1,500
L $750 Cardinals (+7)
L $750 Addai OVER 60.5 rush yds
W $750 Vikings (-2.5)
L $750 Jets-Chargers OVER 42

Kessler: 2-2; -$1,480
L $1,000 Parlay - Cowboys (+2.5), Colts (-6.5), Saints (-7)
L $500 Teaser - Colts (-.5), Chargers (-1)
W $10 D. Mason UNDER
W $10 Favre UNDER

Strait: 1-1; -$2,775
L $2,000 Ravens (+6.5)
L $1,000 Favre OVER 258.5 pass yds
W $225 D. Mason UNDER 68.5 rec yds

Saunders: 1-2; +$450
L $500 Chargers (-7)
W $150 Parlay - Saints (-7), Colts (-6.5), Vikings (-2.5) +$1,050
L $100 Parlay - ARI-NO OVER 57, BAL-IND OVER 44, NYJ-SD OVER 42

Hill: 2-5; -$455
W $100 Vikings (-2.5)
L $300 Cardinals MONEYLINE (+240)
L $200 Ravens MONEYLINE (+210)
L $200 Teaser - Cardinals (+13), Ravens (+12.5), ARI-NO OVER 51, BAL-IND OVER 38
L $200 Teaser - Chargers (-1), NJ-SD OVER 36, ARI-NO UNDER 63
W $400 R. Bush OVER 57.5 rush+rec yds
L $55 Parlay - Ravens (+6.5), Cardinals (+7), Vikings (-2.5), Chargers (-7), R. Bush OVER

Mansfield: 0-7; -$1,050
L $50 Parlay - DAL-MIN OVER 1st half, Sanchez UNDER, Romo UNDER, Chargers (-7), DAL-MIN OVER total pts
L $100 Teaser - Ravens (+13.5), Chargers (-1), Cowboys (+8.5)
L $250 Parlay - Sanchez UNDER, V. Jackson OVER, Chargers (-7)
L $100 ARI-NO UNDER 1st half
L $50 Cowboys MONEYLINE (+120)
L $200 Chargers (-7)
L $300 Teaser - Ravens (+13.5), Chargers (-1)

Eller: 2-0; +$500
W $400 Saints (-7)
W $100 Colts (-6.5)

Hall: 1-0; +$130
W $130 Colts (-6.5)

Mobley: 0-1; -$120
L $120 Cowboys (+2.5)