WEEK 3 LINES

Sorry these are so late. I'm at the Golden Coast right now for the Unified Fund's very own Michael Eller's wedding. We will all be interested to see if this huge mistake in life strategy somehow helps his Unified Picks - as he is off to the worst start in the history of the league - winless in 9 bets.

Nothing comes close to the Golden Coast - I'll tell you that right now. There seem to be a shortage of girls that are both freaks and drive jeeps though, which is disappointing.

Here are your week 3 lines - I'm not sure if I'll have the opportunity to post Player Props this week.

SUNDAY, SEPT 26
Browns @ Ravens (-10.5) o/u 37 total pts
Steelers (-1.5) @ Bucs o/u 33.5 total pts
Titans @ Giants (-3) o/u 42.5 total pts
Falcons @ Saints (-4) o/u 49 total pts
Bills @ Pats (-14.5) o/u 42.5 total pts
Lions @ Vikings (-11) o/u 42.5 total pts
49ers (-3) @ Chiefs o/u 37 total pts
Cowboys @ Texans (-2.5) o/u 47 total pts
Bengals (-3) @ Panthers o/u 37.5 total pts
Eagles (-2.5) @ Jaguars o/u 44.5 total pts
Redskins (-3.5) @ Rams o/u 38.5 total pts
Raiders @ Cardinals (-4.5) o/u 39.5 total pts
Colts (-5.5) @ Broncos o/u 48 total pts
Chargers (-5.5) @ Seahawks o/u 44 total pts
Jets @ Dolphins (-1) o/u 35.5 total pts

MONDAY, SEPT 27
Packers (-3) @ Bears o/u 46 total pts