WEEK 14 LINES

Shade continuing to be slack-tastic. I fear he's lost every ounce of heart he ever had when it comes to the Unified Fund. I'd tell him to 'slow his roll' but I don't think he's capable of getting any slower. Time to take ol' shade over to the glue factory.

RESPONSE: Eller drinks his own pee.

SUNDAY, DEC 12
Raiders @ Jaguars (-4); o/u 42.5
Bengals @ Steelers (-8.5); o/u 39.5
Browns @ Bills (-1); o/u 39
Giants (-3) @ Vikings; o/u 43
Packers (-7) @ Lions; o/u 46
Falcons (-7.5) @ Panthers; o/u 42.5
Bucs (-2) @ Redskins; o/u 41
Rams @ Saints (-9); o/u 47
Seahawks @ Niners (-5.5); o/u 42
Pats (-3) @ Bears; o/u 39.5
Dolphins @ Jets (-5); o/u 39.5
Broncos (-4.5) @ Cards; o/u 42.5
Eagles (-3.5) @ Cowboys; o/u 50.5

MONDAY, DEC 13
Ravens (-3) @ Texans; o/u 46

PLAYER PROPS
J. Flacco (BAL) o/u 22.5 completions
R. Rice (BAL) o/u 79.5 rush yds
Will R. Rice (BAL) score a TD? yes/no
K. Walter (HOU) o/u 3.5 receptions
N. Rackers (HOU) o/u 7.5 total pts