SUPER BOWL PICKS

What a game. I counted two Aaron Rodgers passes that weren't dead-on sick perfect. My man crush continues.

Congratulations to Mr. Brian Mobley, this year's Unified Fund Champion.

Payouts are as follows:
Mobley - $200
Strait - $100
Carney - $70
Kessler - $50
Shade - $30

Kessler ($16,090): 1-1; +$6,500 
Only 15 successful bets all year - but it doesn't matter. This is Captain Parlay. And he hit the biggest one ever last week to take a surprise lead with one week to go...can he hold on?
W $1,000 Parlay - Packers (-2.5), Rodgers OVER 275.5 pass yds, Total Points OVER 44.5
L $500 Parlay - Steelers (+2.5), Rodgers UNDER 275.5 pass yds, Roethlisberger OVER 240.5 pass yds

Carney ($16,070): 2-1; +$8,000 
After setting Unified Fund records for total wins and winning percentage, Carney's not happy to find himself $20 behind the leader going into the day. Carney is all about the Pack today...
W $2,000 Parlay - Packers (-2.5), Total Pts OVER 44.5
L $1,000 Parlay - Packers (-2.5), Total Pts OVER 44.5, B. Jackson OVER 10.5
W $3,000 Teaser - Packers (+3.5), Total Pts OVER 38.5

Mobley ($9,985): 1-0; +$29,955 
In one of the worst Cowboy seasons in recent memory, Mobley has had his best Unified Fund season. One thing we know - Mobley's playing to win. He's all in. His quote while sending in his picks? "F*** it to hell". You gotta like his chances. 
W $9,984.99 Parlay - Packers (-2.5), Total Pts OVER 44.5

Strait ($9,650): 1-2; +$15,000
A season highlighted by his bedside bet sent via phone while his wife was in labor, Strait still has a chance at Unified Fund Glory.
W $6,000 Packers (-2.5), H. Ward OVER 3.5 receptions +$18,000
L $1,500 Parlay - Rodgers UNDER, B. Jackson OVER, J. Starks UNDER 3 yds on 1st attempt
L $1,500 Parlay - Roethlisberger OVER, Mendenhall OVER, J. Jones OVER

J Furnas ($8,100): 0-4; -$8,100
Jay Furn has either hit big or lost huge this year...what will today bring?
L $4,000 Steelers MONEYLINE (+110)
L $1,367 Parlay - Steelers (+2.5), Total Pts UNDER, Roethlisberger UNDER 240.5, Rodgers UNDER 275.5, Ward OVER 3.5 receptions
L $1,367 Parlay - Steelers (+2.5), Total Pts OVER, Roethlisberger OVER, Rodgers UNDER, Ward OVER
L $1,366 Parlay - Packers (-2.5), Total Pts OVER, Roethlisberger UNDER, Rodgers OVER, Ward UNDER

Shade ($5,700): +$16,800  
Don't really have much to say about myself, other than I hope these two parlays hit.
W $2,800 Parlay - Packers (-2.5), Total Points OVER 44.5, J. Jones OVER 3 catches +$19,600
L $2,800 Parlay - Kickoff UNDER 26.5 yd line, J. Starks UNDER 3 1st carry yds, Wallace OVER 67.5 receiving yards

Graziano ($4,235): 0-4; -$4,235
Unified Fund Sportsbook Rookie overcame what could be the worst start in fake gambling history to get in contention. Now, can Tripp Chan the Master make a magical Super Bowl run?
L $1,000 Parlay - Roethlisberer UNDER, Ward OVER, Rodgers UNDER
L $1,000 Parlay - Packers Red Zone 1st, Opening Kickoff UNDER, J. Starks OVER 3 yds
L $1,500 Parlay - Wallace OVER 67.5, Mendenhall OVER, Ward OVER
L $735 Steelers Red Zone 1st

Saunders ($2,710): 0-3; -$2,710
Steelers fan going for broke - hoping to duplicate a Kessler-like comeback.
L $1,000 Parlay - Steelers (+2.5), Rodgers OVER 275.5, Ward OVER 3.5 receptions, J. Starks UNDER 3 yds, Kickoff OVER 26.5 yd line
L $1,000 Parlay - Packers (-2.5), Rodgers OVER 275.5, Wallace UNDER 67.5, B. Jackson OVER 10.5, Roethlisberger UNDER 240.5
L $710 Parlay - Rodgers UNDER 275.5, Mendenhall UNDER, Ward OVER 3.5, Kickoff UNDER, Wallace OVER 67.5

Hill ($2,530): 0-1; -$2,529
Mr. Hill going all in - it's safe to say that if he wins this bet, he'll win the Unified Fund championship.
L $2,529 Parlay - Opening Kickoff UNDER 26.5 yd line, J. Starks UNDER 3 yds, Rodgers OVER 275.5, Ward UNDER 3.5 receptions, Total Pts UNDER 44.5

Mansfield ($1,725): 1-2; -$1,675 
Inaugural Champion Mansfield finds himself farther down the leaderboard that normal...but he's still got a chance to do some damage. Also I think he resembles Sam Bradford.
L $700 Steelers MONEYLINE
L $1,000 Parlay - Rodgers UNDER 275.5, Total Pts UNDER 44.5, Ward OVER 3.5 receptions, B. Jackson OVER 10.5 rushing yds
W $25 Opening Kickoff OVER 26.5 yard line

Eller ($1,350): 0-3; -$1,350 
Eller, a seasoned Unified Fund veteran, looks to get in the money for the second straight year...
L $1,000 Parlay - Steelers (+2.5), Roethlisberger OVER 240.5, Total Pts OVER 44.5, Wallace OVER 67.5
L $250 Opending Kickoff UNDER 26.5
L $100 Rodgers UNDER 275.5

Furnas ($315): 0-1; -$314
The defending champion bows out gracefully...
L $314 Kickoff UNDER 26.5 yard line