Sunday, October 4, 2009

Shade Hits A Big One

Unworthy Competitors,

Our fearless commish, Shady, texted his picks to me at 12:59pm today.

He put $300 on the Pats, and $20 on Dolphins, Packers, and 'Skins.

His $300 bet came through and I have a feeling he is going to be sitting pretty atop the leaderboard.

I haven't seen any other picks. I've had an alright week so far.

Go CHARGERS!

B. Hill

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Week 4 Lines

Week 4 Lines below...

Raiders @ Texans (-9)
Titans (-3) @ Jaguars
Ravens @ Patriots (-1.5)
Giants (-9) @ Chiefs
Bucs @ Redskins (-7)
Seahawks @ Colts (-10.5)
Bengals (-6) @ Browns
Lions @ Bears (-10)
Jets @ Saints (-7)
Bills (-2) @ Dolphins
Rams @ 49ers (-9.5)
Cowboys (-3) @ Broncos
Chargers @ Steelers (-6.5)
Packers @ Vikings (-3.5)

I'm out of town this weekend so updates will be slow. I will make sure at least my picks are updated on the page so you know I'm not cheating. (Because after all, I'm in the lead. I'm that good.)

Sunday, September 27, 2009

WEEK 3 PICKS/Results

Impressive week overall...Hill turns in a big week with 6 wins. Hall puts up 4 big wins. Shade hits the 1st parlay of the year for $280...but gives almost all of it back with an idiotic Player Prop bet. So far this year looks a lot like last year - no one able to separate with a big hit.

I also want to honor Eller, who puts up his first .500 week since...well, it seems like it's been a while. Maybe since the inception of gambling.

Kessler: 2-2
L $120 Parlay - Titans (+3), Chargers (-5.5), Giants (-6.5)
L $10 Steelers (-4)
W $10 Colts (+2.5)
W $20 Saints (-6)

Hill: 6-3
W $20 Jets (-3)
W $20 Giants (-6.5)
W $20 Lions (+6.5)
W $20 Packers (-6.5)
W $20 Bengals (+4)
W $100 Chargers (-5.5)
L $20 E. Manning over 20.5 completions
L $20 M. Ryan over 221.5 pass yds
L $20 Parlay - M. Ryan OVER, Packers (-6.5), Giants (-6.5)

J Furnas: 2-3
W $60 Packers (-6.5)
W $60 Saints (-6)
L $60 Steelers (-4)
L $40 Dolphins (+5.5)
L $40 Panthers (+8.5)

Shade: 3-1
L $250 C. Palmer OVER 1.5 TD passes
W $20 49ers (+6.5)
W $20 Bengals (+4)
W $40 Parlay - Pats (-4), Saints (-6), Packers (-6.5)

Mills: 2-4
L $50 Titans (+3)
W $50 Giants (-6.5)
W $50 49ers (+6.5)
L $50 Texans (-3.5)
L $50 E. Manning OVER 20.5 completions
L $50 C. Johnson OVER 113.5 rush+rec yds

Mansfield: 2-2
W $50 Giants (-6.5)
L $25 Panthers (+8.5)
W $35 Colts (+2.5)
L $15 M. Ryan OVER 221.5 pass yds

Eller: 3-3
W $50 Bears (-2)
W $30 Giants (-6.5)
W $20 Jets (-3)
L $20 Vikings (-6.5)
L $40 M. Ryan OVER 221.5 pass yds
L $20 Parlay - Bears (-2), Giants (-6.5), M. Ryan OVER

Mobley: 2-2
L $50 Titans (+3)
W $75 Colts (+2.5)
W $50 Bears (-2)
L $25 Peterson to score a TD in 1st half

Strait: 2-2
L $100 Titans (+3)
W $50 Ravens (-13)
W $20 Cowboys (-8.5)
L $10 Parlay - Cardinals (-2.5), Cowboys (-8.5), Titans (+3)

Hall: 4-2
W $40 Packers (-6.5)
W $40 Giants (-6.5)
L $40 Redskins (-6.5)
W $40 Ravens (-13)
W $40 E. Manning UNDER 20.5 completions
L $20 Parlay - Bears (-2), Texans (-3.5), Chargers (-5.5)

Saunders: 1-4
L $20 Panthers (+8.5)
L $20 Titans (+3)
L $10 Browns (+13)
W $40 Bears (-2)
L $10 Parlay - Saints (-6), Steelers (-4), Broncos (-1.5)

Furnas: 2-3
L $20 Redskins (-6.5)
L $20 Dolphins (+5.5)
W $20 Jets (-3)
W $20 Bears (-2)
L $20 E. Manning OVER 20.5 completions

Happy Football people. Let's go.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Week 3 Lines

Some stats for you:
- Through 2 weeks, we are a combined 41-56, 42.3% overall.
- The only one over 50% is Mills, at an impressive 7-3, holding a $70 advantage over second place.
- We are 0% for parlays so far.
- 60% of the time, we still fall for the Vegas sucker line, every time. 11 out of 12 of us had some sort of money on the Pats last week (Congrats to Mills for laying off), alot of us laying down large sums of jing.

With that, here are your week 3 lines:

Titans @ Jets (-3)
Browns @ Ravens (-13)
Giants (-6.5) @ Buccaneers
Jaguars @ Texans (-3.5)
49ers @ Vikings (-6.5)
Falcons @ Patriots (-4)
Redskins (-6.5) @ Lions
Packers (-6.5) @ Rams
Bears (-2) @ Seahawks
Saints (-6) @ Bills
Steelers (-4) @ Bengals
Broncos (-1.5) @ Raiders
Dolphins @ Chargers (-5.5)
Colts @ Cardinals (-2.5)
Panthers @ Cowboys (-8.5)

Player Props:

E. Manning (NYG) o/u 20.5 total completions
C. Johnson (TEN) o/u 113.5 rush + receiving yds
A. Peterson (MIN) scores TD in the first half? Yes/No
M. Ryan (ATL) o/u 221.5 passing yds
C. Palmer (CIN) o/u 1.5 TD passes

Sunday, September 20, 2009

WEEK 2 PICKS/RESULTS

Mills takes the lead into MNF...and he could add some cushion as well. A chance to go 5-1 for the week.

Hall: 2-4
W $30 Bears (+3)
L $30 Patriots (-3)
L $30 Delhomme OVER 2.5 TD + Int
L $15 Redskins (-9.5)
W $30 Broncos (-3)
L $15 Parlay - Vikings, Packers, P Riv UNDER

Furnas: 1-5
L $30 Patriots (-3)
L $30 Marshall OVER 4.5 receptions
L $30 Steelers (-3)
L $30 Panthers (+6)
W $30 Slaton UNDER 3.5 yds 1st carry
L $50 Parlay - Broncos, Packers, Steelers

Strait: 2-2
L $70 Patriots (-3)
W $10 Cardinals (+3)
W $30 Ravens (+3)
L $10 Parlay - Steelers, Bills, Vikings

Shade: 1-3
L $20 Delhomme OVER
W $20 Bengals (+9)
L $10 Bucs (+5)
L $20 Parlay - Steelers, Lions, Pats

Hill: 2-3
L $10 Titans (-6)
L $20 Pats (-3)
W $60 Colts (-7)
L $10 Chargers, Lions, Pats
W $40 Rivers OVER pass yds

Mansfield: 2-3
L $20 Panthers (+6)
W $20 Saints (PK)
L $40 Pats (-3)
W $20 Colts (-3)
L $20 Parlay - Pats, Saints, Colts

Mills: 5-1
W $25 Cardinals (+3)
W $25 Bengals (+9)
W $25 Giants (+3)
W $25 Colts (-3)
L $50 Marshall OVER 4.5 receptions
W $50 Rivers OVER pass yards

Eller: 1-3
L $40 Patriots (-3)
W $40 Vikings (-10)
L $40 Steelers (-3)
L $20 Parlay - Pats, Vikings, Steelers

Saunders: 2-3
L $20 Patriots (-3)
W $15 Ravens (+3)
W $45 Colts (-3)
L $10 Bucs (+5)
L $10 Parlay - Panthers, Colts, Lions

J Furnas: 2-1
L $60 Patriots (-3)
W $20 Falcons (-6)
W $40 Saints (PK)
W $20 Colts (-3)

Kessler: 2-1
W $10 Falcons (-6)
L $10 Steelers (-3)
W $20 Ravens (+3)
L $100 Parlay - Pats, Colts, Saints

Mobley: 1-3
L $20 Pats (-3)
L $20 Delhomme OVER
L $20 Steelers (-3)
W $40 Bills (-5)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Week 2 Lines

Your Week 2 Lines...

Texans @ Titans (-6)
Patriots (-3) @ Jets
Bengals @ Packers (-9)
Vikings (-10) @ Detroit
Panthers @ Falcons (-6)
Rams @ Redskins (-9.5)
Cardinals @ Jaguars (-3)
Raiders @ Chiefs (-3)
Saints @ Eagles (PK)
Bucs @ Bills (-5)
Seahawks @ 49ers (-1.5)
Browns @ Broncos (-3)
Steelers (-3) @ Chicago
Ravens @ Chargers (-3)
Giants @ Cowboys (-3)
Colts (-3) @ Dolphins

Player Props

J. Delhomme (CAR) o/u 2.5 TDs+INTs
M. Turner (ATL) o/u 90.5 rushing yds
S. Slaton (HOU) o/u 3.5 yds on first rushing attempt
P. Rivers (SD) o/u 230.5 passing yds
B. Marshall (DEN) o/u 4.5 total receptions

Remember, you are allowed one 3-team parlay per week, pays 7:1.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

WEEK 1 PICKS/RESULTS

Trying to fall asleep...but these close-ups of Norv Turner are giving me bad dreams.

Results have been updated other than the Chargers picks. As always, please check my math - I've got a new spreadsheet this year and there's bound to be a formula mistake on my part.

Furnas: 4-0
W $25 - Steve Smith UNDER longest rec of 35.5 yds
W $25 - Saints (-13)
W $25 - Eagles (-2)
W $25 - Seahawks (-8.5)
Winnings: $100

Mobley: 2-2
L $25 - McNabb OVER 243.5 passing yds
L $25 - Bears (+3.5)
W $25 - Cowboys (-6)
W $25 - Eagles (-2)
Earnings: $0

Hill: 1-3
W $20 - Titans (+6)
L $20 - Chiefs (+13)
L $20 - Pats (-10.5)
L $40 - Chargers (-9)
Earnings: -$60

Mills: 2-2
L $15 - Colts (-7)
W $15 - Redskins (+6.5)
L $10 - Bengals (-4)
W $10 - Vikings (-4)
Earnings: $0

Kessler: 1-3
W $30 - Eagles (-2)
L $30 - Chargers (-9)
L $30 - Pats (-10.5)
L $10 Parlay - Chiefs, Texans, Browns
Earnings: -$40

Eller: 1-3
L $40 - Steelers (-6)
L $20 - Pats (-10.5)
W $20 - Cowboys (-6)
L $20 - Chargers (-9)
Earnings: -$60

J Furnas: 2-6
L $20 - Steelers (-6)
L $20 - Cardinals (-6.5)
W $10 - Vikings (-4)
L $10 - Colts (-7)
W $10 - Packers (-3.5)
L $10 - Chargers (-9)
L $10 - Lions (+13)
L $10 Parlay - Steelers, Cardinals, Colts
Earnings: -$60

Saunders: 1-4
W $20 - Vikings (-4)
L $25 - Pats (-10.5)
L $20 - Texans (-4.5)
L $10 - Giants (-6.5)
L $10 - Rams (+9)
Earnings: -$45

Mansfield: 2-2
W $25 - Eagles (-2)
L $25 - Texans (-4.5)
W $10 - Vikings (-4)
L $20 - Bears (+3.5)
Earnings: -$10

Strait: 1-3
L $50 - Cardinals (-6.5)
L $50 - Bengals (-4)
L $40 - Ochocinco UNDER 9.5 yds 1st reception
W $10 - Vikings (-4)
Earnings: -$130

Shade: 3-1
W $20 - Ochocinco OVER 9.5 yds 1st reception
W $20 - Packers (-3.5)
W $40 - Redskins (+6.5)
L $20 Parlay - Colts, Fitzgerald OVER, Bengals
Earnings: $60

Hall: 0-0
No selections. I guess he still thinks being a father is more important than fake gambling? I'll try to talk some sense into him.