WEEK 7 PICKS/RESULTS

And...dagger. For me, that is. Everyone else benefitted from that awful display of football. The OVER/UNDER is 6 years before we are competitive again...and I'm taking the OVER.

Congrats to everyone else smart enough to pick the Eagles - including Kessler who hits a massive Parlay and jumps right back into it. Stink also hits a parlay - the 4th of the week.

Strait: 4-0; +$780
W $400 Colts (-13.5)
W $50 Bengals (-1.5)
W $50 Eagles (-7)
W $40 Parlay - Bengals (-1.5), Colts (-13.5), Saints (-6.5)

Shade: 3-2; -$350
L $25 R. Mendenhall UNDER 3.5 yds 1st carry
W $25 Vikings-Steelers score 6:30 into game? NO
W $50 Packers (-7)
W $200 Patriots (-15)
L $600 Redskins (+7)
(No, that's not a typo...that's $600 on the worthless Redskins. After what was pretty much the most embarrassing week in the history of the franchise, all signs point to a complete self-destruction and continued embarrassment on Monday night in front of the whole Nation. There's no logical reason why the Redskins won't lose by 60. But you know, sometimes in life, things just don't make any sense. And that's why my boys will pull out a cover, if not an outright win.)

Hall: 3-4; -$75
W $200 P. Rivers UNDER 295.5 passing yds
L $200 Vikings (+4)
W $150 Jets (-6)
L $150 Bears (+1.5)
W $150 Saints (-6.5)
L $150 Falcons (+4)
L $75 Parlay - Grand Salami OVER 509.5 pts, P. Rivers UNDER, Vikings (+4)

Mansfield: 3-1; +$300
W $200 Chargers (-5)
W $100 Patriots (-15)
W $25 Mendenhall OVER 3.5 rush yds 1st carry
L $25 Parlay - Chargers (-5), Patriots (-15), Bears (+1.5)

J Furnas: 4-1; +$775
W $300 Saints (-6.5)
W $200 Colts (-13.5)
W $200 Pats (-15)
W $100 Eagles (-7)
L $25 Vikings (+4)

Saunders: 2-3; +$40
L $100 Falcons (+4)
W $100 Eagles (-7)
L $50 R. Mendenhall UNDER 3.5 yds 1st carry
L $50 A. Johnson OVER 6.5 receptions
W $20 Parlay - Eagles (-7), Saints (-6.5), Colts (-13.5)

Hill: 5-9-1; +$60
L $10 Panthers (-7)
W $10 Chargers (-5)
W $150 Colts (-13.5)
L $10 Vikings (+4)
W $50 Patriots (-15)
T $10 Texans (-3)
L $10 Raiders (+6)
L $75 Bears (+1.5)
L $10 Dolphins (+6.5)
L $25 Falcons (+4)
W $100 Eagles (-7)
L $100 Parlay - Colts, Eagles, Bears
L $10 P. Rivers (SD) OVER 295.5 passing yds
W $10 S. Rice (MIN) OVER 24.5 yds longest reception
L $10 Vikings - Steelers score 6:30 into the game? YES

Mobley: 2-2; +$195
W $125 Jets (-6)
W $125 Colts (-13.5)
L $10 Giants (-7)
L $45 Parlay - Grand Salami OVER 509.5 pts, Rivers UNDER, Rice UNDER

Mills: 4-0; +$1,200
W $50 Chargers (-5)
W $50 Colts (-13.5)
W $50 Eagles (-7)
W $150 Parlay - Chargers (-5), Texans OVER 23.5 pts, Saints (-6.5)

B Furnas: 2-2; -$60
W $20 Colts (-13.5)
L $20 Panthers (-7)
W $20 Eagles (-7)
L $80 Parlay - Giants (-7), Bears (+1.5), Vikings-Steelers score 6:30? YES

Eller: 2-2; -$100
W $10 Colts (-13.5)
L $10 Giants (-7)
W $10 Eagles (-7)
L $110 Parlay - Colts (-13.5), Giants (-7), Eagles (-7)

Kessler: 4-0; +$800
W $10 Colts (-13.5)
W $10 Steelers (-4)
W $10 Bengals (-1.5)
W $110 Parlay - Colts (-13.5), Packers (-7), Eagles (-7)