Friday, August 27, 2010

OFFICIAL 2010-11 UFFSB Rules and Regs REVISED

Fake gambling is upon us.

Please see the DRAFT of the 2010-11 UFFSB Rules and Regs below. Same principles as last year, with a few new twists:

Rule 1 - Entry Fee
Entry fee is $30 for the year. Send directly to:

Mike Shade
1706 Foxhall Ln
Greensboro, NC 27410

Deadline for entry is Week 3. If you miss the deadline, you will stop getting weekly allowances until you're paid up.

Rule 2 - Winnings
The Unified Fund has 15 players this year - the top 5 will be compensated in some way for their efforts.
Payouts will be as follows:
1st place - $200.
2nd place - $100.
3rd place - $70.
4th place - $50.
5th place - $30.

Rule 3 - Allowances
PRESEASON: Each competitor will receive $500 fantasy dollars to bet on Future bets. Any money not bet before the start of the regular season will be lost.
REGULAR SEASON: EVERY 4 WEEKS (Before week 1, 5, 9, 13, and 17) each competitor will receive $400 fantasy dollars to bet with, provided the competitor complies with weekly betting regulations (see rule 6). Any winnings add to your balance and can be used the following week. Winnings cannot be used within the same week.
POSTSEASON: Allowances STOP at the end of the regular season. The competitor with the most fantasy dollars at the end of the year wins.

Rule 4 - Lines
Lines will be posted on Wednesday of every week to this site. (Games that are not yet handicapped by Wednesday will be posted as they become available.)

Rule 5 - Picks
Picks must be emailed to unifiedfund@yahoo.com before 1 p.m. EST on Sunday. If you send picks after the allotted time, your picks will be voided, you will be sent a harsh letter of denial, and may God have mercy on your soul. Once I have received all picks, I will post to the Unified Fund website for all to see.(If you choose to wager on a Thursday night contest, the email must be received before 8:15 p.m. Eastern Time, before kickoff. Same goes for any games played on Saturday.) Winnings are not eligible for use until the following week. (i.e - you can't bet a Thursday game and use winnings on that Sunday's game.)
As long as you do not bet with winnings from that week, Monday night bets will be accepted before kickoff.

Rule 6 - Betting regulations
Each competitor must wager on at least 3 games per week - this has been reduced from 4 last year. If no picks are received or a competitor places any less bets than 3, the competitor will forfeit $100 fantasy dollars. (The 3 bet minimum is for Regular Season only - there will be no minimums in post-season play) Minimum bet is $10 unless otherwise posted. The MAXIMUM number of games you can bet on per week is 8.

Rule 7 - Reg. Season Performance Bonuses NEW
- To simplify the rules, multipliers have been removed.
- Winning % Bonus: This has been completely overhauled after seeing last year's results. At the end of the Regular season, the competitor with the BEST winning percentage will receive $500. (Minimum bets = 5o throughout year...also known as the "Hall Corollary"). In addition, the following % bonuses will also be awarded to any competitor who reaches them:
>70% = $1,000
>60% = $800
>50% = $500
>40% = $200

Rule 8 - Available bets
Regular Season: Point Spreads, Over/Under, Player Props, 1 optional 3-team Parlay
Playoffs: Point Spreads, Moneylines, Over/Under, Player Props, Parlays, and anything else we can think of. I

These Rules and Regulations will officially go into effect upon sign-off from the competitors.

Until then, let's keep it sweaty.

Shade

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

2010-2011 SEASON

OFFSEASON TIMELINE:
August 20th: OFFICIAL RULES, REGS, SEASON SCORING posted
August 25th: PRESEASON LINES posted
September 7th: WEEK 1 LINES posted
Septebmer 9th: INJECTION FELLAS

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, COMPATRIOTS. HOPE EVERYONE IS BACK FOR ANOTHER YEAR.


sponsored by Prudential

Sunday, February 7, 2010

SUPER BOWL PICKS

Congratulations to Ben Furnas, the 2010 Unified Fund Champion.

FINAL PAYOUTS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
B Furnas: $200
Shade: $80
Saunders: $50
Eller: $30

B Furnas: 0-1; -$1,232.38
L $1,232.38 Colts MONEYLINE (-200)

Shade: 1-2; EVEN
W $500 Teaser - Saints (+10.5), Total Pts UNDER 62.5
L $400 Parlay - R. Meachem OVER, L. Moore OVER, P. Manning OVER, Score in last two minutes of first half YES, 1st qtr points UNDER 10.5
L $100 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), R. Bush OVER, M. Stover OVER, Total Pts UNDER 56.5, 1st half pts UNDER 28.5, P. Thomas OVER, Dallas Clark scores TD

Mills: 1-3; -$2,525
L $1,000 1st qtr points OVER 10.5
L $1,000 Dallas Clark scores a TD
L $1,000 Stover OVER
W $475 Garcon OVER

Saunders: 3-2; +$1,025
W $500 Teaser - Saints (+10.5), Total Pts UNDER 62.5
W $250 Dallas Clark no TD
L $150 Parlay - Addai UNDER, Stover UNDER, P. Thomas OVER
W $150 Brees MVP +$450
L $25 Sharper MVP

Eller: 1-2; -$955
L $1,500 Teaser - Colts (+1.5), Total Pts OVER 50.5
W $645 score in last 2 minutes of 1st half YES
L $100 Super Bowl MVP is Pierre Garcon (15/1)

Kessler: 0-2; -$1,270
L $770 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), Manning UNDER, Total Pts UNDER 56.5
L $500 Parlay - Saints (+4.5), 1st qtr OVER 10.5, Manning UNDER

Hill: 0-10; -$1,150
L $175 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), 1st qtr pts OVER, Total Pts UNDER, Score in last 2 mins, Thomas OVER, Colston OVER, Manning UNDER, Garcon OVER
L $175 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), 1st qtr pts UNDER, Total Pts UNDER, No score in last 2 mins, Thomas UNDER, Colston OVER, Manning OVER, Garcon OVER
L $100 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), 1st qtr pts OVER, Total Pts UNDER, Score in last 2 mins, Thomas UNDER, Colston UNDER, Manning OVER, Garcon OVER
L $100 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), 1st qtr pts UNDER, Total Pts UNDER, No score in last 2 mins, Thomas OVER, Colston OVER, Manning UNDER, Garcon UNDER
L $100 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), 1st qtr pts OVER, Total Pts OVER, Score in last 2 mins, Brees UNDER, Colston OVER, Manning UNDER, Garcon OVER
L $100 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), 1st qtr pts OVER, Total Pts OVER, Score in last 2 mins, Brees OVER, Colston OVER, Manning OVER, Garcon OVER
L $100 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), 1st qtr pts UNDER, Total Pts UNDER, No score in last 2 mins, Brees UNDER, Colston OVER, Manning UNDER, Garcon UNDER
L $100 Parlay - Saints (+4.5), 1st qtr pts UNDER, score in last 2 mins, Brees UNDER, Colston OVER, Manning UNDER, Garcon OVER
L $100 Parlay - Saints (+4.5), 1st qtr pts OVER, Total Pts OVER, score in last 2 mins, Brees OVER, Colston OVER, Manning UNDER, Garcon OVER
L $100 Parlay - Saints (-4.5), 1st qtr pts OVER, Total Pts OVER, score in last 2 mins, Brees OVER, Colston OVER, Manning UNDER, Garcon UNDER

Mansfield: 0-1; -$1,030
L $1,030 Parlay - Colts (-4.5), 1st qtr pts OVER 10.5, Reggie Wayne OVER

J Furnas: 0-1; -$35
L $35 Parlay - 1st qtr pts OVER 10.5, 1st half pts OVER 28.5, Colts (-4.5), Manning OVER, Dallas Clark scores a TD, Garcon OVER, Addai UNDER, Brees OVER

Friday, February 5, 2010

SUPER BOWL LINES

We started with 12...9 remain. And it all comes down to Super Bowl Week - the Final Unified Week of 2010.

As a reminder, payouts this year will be:
1st place: $200
2nd place: $80
3rd place: $50
4th place: $30

ALL PICKS DUE BY SUNDAY @ 4:00 PM.

Feast your eyes on the endless Super Bowl betting options...remember you have a 10 bet maximum (Blake). Parlays up to 8 teams are allowed, a 2-game 6 pt teaser is playable on the Pointspread and the Total Pts, and the rest is history.

POINTSPREAD: Saints vs. Colts (-4.5)

MONEYLINE (not parlayable): Saints (+170) vs. Colts (-200)

FIRST QTR TOTAL PTS: o/u 10.5
FIRST HALF TOTAL PTS: o/u 28.5
TOTAL PTS: o/u 56.5

GAME PROPS
Coin Toss: Heads/Tails
Team to Commit 1st penalty: Saints/Colts
Team to get FIRST 1st down of the game: Saints/Colts
Will Either team score in the last 2 minutes of the 1st half? Yes/No
First to Throw INT: Drew Brees or Peyton Manning

SAINTS PLAYER PROPS
Lance Moore o/u 11.5 rec yds
Drew Brees o/u 24.5 completions
Reggie Bush o/u 9.5 yds longest rush
Pierre Thomas o/u 2.5 rush yds on 1st attempt
Marques Colston o/u 10.5 rec yds on 1st catch
Robert Meachem o/u 35.5 rec yds

COLTS PLAYER PROPS
Peyton Manning o/u 305.5 pass yds
Joseph Addai o/u 18.5 rec yds
Reggie Wayne o/u 77.5 rec yds
Pierre Garcon o/u 4.5 total receptions
Matt Stover o/u 8 total pts
Dallas Clark - Will he score a TD? yes/no

SUPER BOWL MVP (not parlayable)
Austin Collie: 18/1
Dallas Clark: 12/1
Darren Sharper: 30/1
Devery Henderson: 20/1
Donald Brown: 30/1
Drew Brees: 3/1
Dwight Freeney: 50/1
Field (any other player): 10/1
Gary Brackett: 40/1
Jeremy Shockey: 25/1
Jonathan Vilma: 40/1
Joseph Addai: 8/1
Marques Colston: 12/1
Peyton Manning: 1/2
Pierre Garcon: 15/1
Pierre Thomas: 8/1
Reggie Bush: 15/1
Reggie Wayne: 10/1
Robert Mathis: 40/1
Will Smith: 50/1

Sunday, January 24, 2010

CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PICKS

How on EARTH the Saints won that game will haunt my dreams tonight. I hate to say it...but we're at the point where Pass Interference calls need to be reviewable, by the way.

Furnas keeps a stranglehold on first place (did you tell Favre to throw that pass, Furn?)...and Stink misses the biggest parlay in UF history by half a point.

In other news, J Furnas becomes the first player in UF history to ressurect himself after hitting his preseason bet on the Colts. One week left to enact alligator blood.

Take a week off and then we're back for the Super Bowl.

B Furnas: 2-0; +$4,086.32
W $5,170.52 Saints MONEYLINE (-180) +$2,872.51
W $4,126.98 Colts MONEYLINE (-340) +$1,213.81

Shade: 1-1; +$915
W $1,000 Teaser - Colts (-2), Vikings (+9.5)
L $85 Parlay - R. Bush OVER, M. Sanchez OVER, Jets-Colts UNDER 39

Mills: 2-1; +$1,000
W $1,000 Jets-Colts OVER 39
L $500 R. Bush OVER
W $500 Vikings (+3.5)

Kessler: 0-2; -$1,000
L $500 Parlay - Jets (+8), Saints (-3.5), Favre UNDER
L $500 Teaser - Jets (+14), Saints (+2.5), Jets/Colts UNDER 45

Saunders: 2-1; +$685
L $125 Parlay - Colts (-8), Saints (-3.5), Vikes-Saints OVER, S. Greene UNDER, Sanchez OVER, Peterson OVER
W $750 Colts (-8)
W $60 Teaser - Colts-Saints OVER 33, Vikes-Saints OVER 47

Eller: 1-0; +$750
W $750 Colts (-8)

Hill: 1-6; +$120
L $200 Parlay - Jets-Colts OVER 39, Vikes-Saints UNDER 53, Longest FG UNDER 46.5 yds
L $100 Vikings MONEYLINE (+160)
W $500 S. Greene UNDER
L $20 8-team parlay
L $20 8-team parlay
L $20 8-team parlay
L $20 8-team parlay

Mansfield: 1-1; +$450
W $500 Colts (-8)
L $50 Parlay - Colts (-8), Saints (-3.5), Sanchez UNDER, MIN-NO longest FG UNDER, IND-NYJ OVER shortest TD

Strait: 0-1; -$410
L
8-team parlay

Hall: 0-1; -$250
L 8-team parlay

J Furnas: 1-0; +$35
W $5 Colts to win AFC championship (6:1) +$35

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Conference Playoff Lines

Two weeks left. Only two games. Yet, endless possibilities.
Picks are due by 2:30 PM SUNDAY.

SUNDAY, 3 P.M. - JETS VS. COLTS
ATS: Jets @ Colts (-8)
MONEYLINE: Jets (+280) @ Colts (-340)
TOTAL PTS o/u 39
1ST HALF PTS o/u 20
P. Manning (IND) o/u 272.5 pass yds
S. Greene (NYJ) o/u 78.5 rush yds
R. Wayne (IND) o/u 65.5 rec yds
M. Sanchez (NYJ) o/u 165.5 pass yds
Shortest TD of the game - o/u 1.5 yards (if there's a defensive fumble recovery in the end zone, under wins)

SUNDAY, 6:45 P.M. - VIKINGS VS. SAINTS
ATS: Vikings @ Saints (-3.5)
MONEYLINE: Vikings (+160) @ Saints (-180)
TOTAL PTS o/u 53
1ST HALF PTS o/u 26.5
A. Peterson (MIN) o/u 88.5 rush yds
B. Favre (MIN) o/u 272.5 pass yds
D. Brees (NO) o/u 280.5 pass yds
R. Bush (NO) o/u 65.5 rush+rec yds
Longest FG of the game - o/u 46.5 yards

Added Parlay options:
6 bet - 50/1
7 bet - 80/1
8 bet - 160/1

Saturday, January 16, 2010

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF PICKS/RESULTS

Only Norv Turner could come up with a game plan so poor as to only score 7 points in a 1st half where where the opposing team spots you countless possessions all starting at basically midfield. Historically, Norv has caused such pain to my life...and yet today, he brought so much joy.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Norv Turner, because your teams are always built the same: For Regular Season Only. Betters beware.

Also, we say goodbye to our second competitor this week - Mobley, it's with a heavy heart we say goodbye. You go out on the same day as your Cowboys, and I think we all know this is how you would have wanted it. Besides winning. I assume that would have been your first choice.

Two weeks left...Conference Championships await.

B Furnas: 0-1; -$1,000
L $1,000 Chargers (-7)

Shade: 2-0; +$1,400
W $450 Teaser - Colts (-.5), Vikings (+3.5), Jets (+13) +$900
W $200 Jets MONEYLINE (+250) +$500

Mills: 1-3; -$1,500
L $750 Cardinals (+7)
L $750 Addai OVER 60.5 rush yds
W $750 Vikings (-2.5)
L $750 Jets-Chargers OVER 42

Kessler: 2-2; -$1,480
L $1,000 Parlay - Cowboys (+2.5), Colts (-6.5), Saints (-7)
L $500 Teaser - Colts (-.5), Chargers (-1)
W $10 D. Mason UNDER
W $10 Favre UNDER

Strait: 1-1; -$2,775
L $2,000 Ravens (+6.5)
L $1,000 Favre OVER 258.5 pass yds
W $225 D. Mason UNDER 68.5 rec yds

Saunders: 1-2; +$450
L $500 Chargers (-7)
W $150 Parlay - Saints (-7), Colts (-6.5), Vikings (-2.5) +$1,050
L $100 Parlay - ARI-NO OVER 57, BAL-IND OVER 44, NYJ-SD OVER 42

Hill: 2-5; -$455
W $100 Vikings (-2.5)
L $300 Cardinals MONEYLINE (+240)
L $200 Ravens MONEYLINE (+210)
L $200 Teaser - Cardinals (+13), Ravens (+12.5), ARI-NO OVER 51, BAL-IND OVER 38
L $200 Teaser - Chargers (-1), NJ-SD OVER 36, ARI-NO UNDER 63
W $400 R. Bush OVER 57.5 rush+rec yds
L $55 Parlay - Ravens (+6.5), Cardinals (+7), Vikings (-2.5), Chargers (-7), R. Bush OVER

Mansfield: 0-7; -$1,050
L $50 Parlay - DAL-MIN OVER 1st half, Sanchez UNDER, Romo UNDER, Chargers (-7), DAL-MIN OVER total pts
L $100 Teaser - Ravens (+13.5), Chargers (-1), Cowboys (+8.5)
L $250 Parlay - Sanchez UNDER, V. Jackson OVER, Chargers (-7)
L $100 ARI-NO UNDER 1st half
L $50 Cowboys MONEYLINE (+120)
L $200 Chargers (-7)
L $300 Teaser - Ravens (+13.5), Chargers (-1)

Eller: 2-0; +$500
W $400 Saints (-7)
W $100 Colts (-6.5)

Hall: 1-0; +$130
W $130 Colts (-6.5)

Mobley: 0-1; -$120
L $120 Cowboys (+2.5)