Week 14 Picks presented by Old Spice

I'm excited to announce The Unified Fund picked up a ton of corporate sponsors this weekend. The only problem is we're now contractually obligated to do a little corporate name-dropping throughout these posts.

Last week's carnage seems to have most playing it a little on the safer side this week. However, Mr. Kessler is the exception, who has our HUGE NUTS Play of the Week sponsored by Planters®, throwing down $300 on Bill Bellicheck and the Pats (-4.5). If it works out, Kessler could be very close to the top Unified Fund Leaderboard, presented by BF Goodrich Tires®.

He's not alone in thinking the Pats will cover - $665 was bet on the Pats overall. Without question, that makes the Patriots our BIG AND HARD BET OF THE DAY, sponsored by Viagra.

The Cowboys got a good deal of love from the gallery as well...and no one backed off their Cowboy picks even after the Barbarian was ruled out with a toe injury. On a side note, can you really be named the Barbarian if you can't even play through a toe injury? The answer is no. That's like missing 4 weeks with a pinkie finger injury. He will be referred to as Barbie from now on (sponsored by Mattel®).

Finally, with the Optimist Prime pick of the week sponsored by Transformers 2, it's the Commish himself betting on his Redskins (+5) IN BALTIMORE, despite the fact that he's got an offense that can't score going up a defense that doesn't allow points. Nothing's gotta give.

Without further ado, here are your week 14 picks, delivered by FedEx®:

1. Zack Mansfield sponsored by Odiance®
$100 on Packers (-6)
$100 on Giants (-7)
$100 on Jets (-3.5)
$100 on Pats (-4.5)
$100 on Dolphins (PK)

2. Stink Saunders sponsored by Pert Plus®
$75 on Steelers (-3)
$25 on Jets (-3.5)
$25 on Ravens (-5)
$10 on Packers (-6)

3. John Kessler sponsored by Glen Levet®, a little bit of pepper, and some cheese
$300 on Pats (-4.5)
$50 on Jets (-3.5)
$10 on Steelers (-3)
$10 on Redskins (+5)

4. Mike Shade sponsored by Tylenol® Cold and Sinus
$150 on Chargers (-9.5)
$80 on Pats (-4.5)
$10 on Rams (+14)
$10 on Redskins (+5)

5. Collier Mills sponsored by Krispy Kreme Doughnuts®
$50 on Chargers (-9.5)
$50 on Bills (PK)
$50 on Cowboys (+3)
$50 on Jags (+6.5)

6. Brian Mobley sponsored by Kay Jewelers®
$50 on Jets (-3.5)
$50 on Cards (-14)
$75 on Cowboys (+3)
$75 on Pats (-4.5)
$25 on Ravens (-5)

7. Eli Strait sponsored by the Wendy's Stack Attack®
$150 on Colts (-13.5)
$10 on Packers (-6)
$10 on Jets (-3.5)
$10 on Pats (-4.5)

8. Ben Furnas sponsored by Natural Gas®
$100 on Bengals (+13.5)
$100 on Saints (-3)
$100 on Jets (-3.5)
$40 on Panthers (-3)

9. Blake Hill sponsored by Propecia®
$100 on Jets (-3.5)
$100 on Pats (-4.5)
$10 on Dolphins (PK)
$10 on Cards (-14)

10. Michael Eller sponsored by Brokeback Mountain
$60 on Bears (-6.5)
$60 on Jets (-3.5)
$10 on Packers (-6)
$10 on Giants (-7)

Enjoy your Sunday everyone...